Hello.
This is a Twitter post. @Axechucker of house @WatchersOTWall, at your service. In lieu of a Twitter pun title, I went a little more obvious.
So let’s do this.
There was the usual babble -n- build-up to the episode…
I am looking forward tonight's Game of Thrones when Sam Tarly reads from a lot of scrolls, recontextualizing the entire series in regards to moon meteors, Azor Ahai, and the Bloodstone Emperor.
The green men on the Isle of Faces will no doubt dominate the next three episodes.— Patrick "Lawful Good" Sponaugle (@patman23) May 5, 2019
pat u silly
My #got friends, a wonderful Christian prophet & warrior passed away Saturday.Before she went into a coma 3 weeks ago, she tweeted about missing #game of thrones. She would have loved Arya being the hero
And now her watch is over #thelongnight @rachelheldevans pic.twitter.com/YsiF3oN0Xv
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 4, 2019
And Now Her Watch is Ended.
This is the kind of show-related content I can appreciate. https://t.co/6tGYgfzvDr
— Davos' Fingers (@davosfingers) May 5, 2019
My other hope for this episodes that Ghost and Rhaegal are all good and are now besties #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Um.
Some people talkin’ ’bout a leak. Most of my peeps weren’t having it.
I don't understand people who share spoilers, esp leaks. what possible pleasure is there in putting stolen content on my timeline? Would you give me cash from a bank heist? No? Keep your videos to yourself, cretin. #GameOfThrones #sonotospoilers #belikebran
— Rhaegar RollingStone (@chhamiyaas) May 5, 2019
And of course people were still talkin’ shit ’bout last Sunday…
Grandma Stark doo doo doo doo doo doo
pic.twitter.com/QX5ivbiK4M
— WikiRascals (@WikiRascals) April 29, 2019
— Westeros Watch (@WesterosWatch) May 5, 2019
What do we say to the god of death?#NotToday then, and now.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/orxWYPjf3t
— Alice X. Zhang (@alicexz) May 4, 2019
Breaking News:
According to TMZ, Maisie Williams was recently hospitalized for urgent treatment due to severe back pain caused by the burden of carrying the entire show on her back
We all wish her a speedy recovery… pic.twitter.com/Deswyc0Bkp
— Paige (@pgehrbgh) April 29, 2019
Competing theories as to how Arya managed to fly in out of nowhere and kill the Night King. #BattleOfWinterfell #GameOfThrones #ASOIAF pic.twitter.com/B9ZW5k0xOp
— Colin Rowe (@lowericon) May 3, 2019
if samwell fucking tarly can kill a white walker then i think an actual trained assassin who can fully murder people in the dark can sneak past some ice men
— BERTIE GILBERT (@bertieglbrt) April 30, 2019
Just sayin', the true hero of the Long Night is the Hound. He taught Arya to go for the heart in a fight. #lifelesson #GOTS8E4 #GOT
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) May 6, 2019
“We going to name him Jon if it’s a boy”
“You da bestest friend I’ve had Jon” pic.twitter.com/6adySCWj2L
— Gα΄T sα΄α΄α΄ΚΙͺα΄Κ (@StrawHatLife) May 6, 2019
I ain’t gonna listen to anymore “Jon’s arc is wasted” just because he didn’t get the killing blow.
He brought them all together, and risked a lot, even his life, to gain allies and prove to people the dead existed.
Maybe this is your three headed dragon. Team work. #Got
— S (@SRoit) May 6, 2019
I love this #LadyMormont by artist #RichardPace (IG: richard_pace)
⚔π‘ #HereWeStand #GoT #GameOfThrones @jowrotethis pic.twitter.com/1LWnWs32Oj
— adnerb (@BrendaBren) May 5, 2019
I'm going to ALL SEVEN HELLS. pic.twitter.com/KJMDeoNKvR
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 30, 2019
YES YOU ARE.
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) April 30, 2019
I was fine until I saw this. I'm not fine, not anymore. #JorahMormont pic.twitter.com/x7O7XuQdrj
— Daenerys Targaryen
(@DanyUnburnt) May 5, 2019
Dany
// #daenerystargaryen #gameofthrones #fanart #digitalart pic.twitter.com/QEWLndjNMx
— Emiliano Bianchi (@viaanki) May 4, 2019
π¦π¦π¦ https://t.co/ZrrpHRXuyg
— Sansa Snark (@TheSansaSnark) May 4, 2019
Lily Allen really wrote a song about Alfie Allen being high all day and playing video games and told him to get a job u broke ass bitch then he pulled out Theon Greyjoy out of his pocket lol. Big sisters are the best motivators send tweet
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) May 1, 2019
Oooof #TheFeels pic.twitter.com/2xcCw5nQ1E
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) May 3, 2019
ME @ GEORGE: "Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once."
D&D: "Put this in the fire." pic.twitter.com/vVDpFdVwvt
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 5, 2019
Y’all too much.
Episode prep was on!
Here's to you my fellow fans.#GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #GOTS8E4 pic.twitter.com/qyS8AC4a1G
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
Ready to do his #GameOfThrones shit! pic.twitter.com/kWYDmeDUYu
— mW (@mW_) May 6, 2019
But look at my healthy-ass snax! Ignore the big ol' wad of toasted cheese there…#GoT pic.twitter.com/MmVG1z5giq
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
15 minutes y’all!! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 6, 2019
I’m so excited I have absolutely no idea what’s coming at us tonight.
This has been a truly fantastic 3 episodes of television and I can’t wait to see what happens to our heroes.
Let’s have fun with it!#GameOfThrones— Podcast Winterfell (@WinterfellPod) May 5, 2019
And before we knew it, the episode bega—
BRIENNE, BRIENNE, BRIENNE
I'M BEGGING OF YOU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MAN
BRIENNE, BRIENNE, BRIENNE
PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN#GameofThrones #GotS8 #Jolene pic.twitter.com/9ef4HJqlB3— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
oh my god
YOUR BEAUTY IS BEYOND COMPARE
WITH SHORT SPIKED LOCKS OF ICE BLONDE HAIR
WITH RUDDY SKIN AND EYES A SAPPHIRE HUE
YOUR SMILE IS LIKE A DREAM OF SPRING
YOUR VOICE IS LOUD LIKE WINTER WINDS
AND I CANNOT COMPETE WITH YOU
BRIENNE#GameofThrones #GotS8 pic.twitter.com/IQdwg6fYd3— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
NOT.
NOW.
MACE.
Here we go! TV Rating.
Aw dang, no titties? #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) May 7, 2019
There’s no sexual content or nudity warning…..phew #GameofThrones
— ratgaer fartgaryen (@motelsonthemoon) May 6, 2019
….now that’s disrespectful of course there’s sexual content just look at Pod
I feel queasy. Dread-filled and queasy. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
Can't TV Euron die off-screen of dysentery in-between episodes #3 and #4?
#GOTS8
— iontrone (@iontrone) May 5, 2019
I am so fucking stressed out #GameOfThrones
— Motels on Mars (@motelsonmars) May 6, 2019
“Previously on Game of Thrones…”
Oh, reshowing us everyone who died in the “previously on”, thanks @HBO#GoT pic.twitter.com/ixjt8DlNUs
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
Because we really need a recap of how freaking evil Cersei is. #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 6, 2019
LET’S GO!
TWErk IT OUT FOR THE REAL HERO OF GOT AND THATS RAMIN #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
#GameofThrones #GoTs8 DANCE BISHES pic.twitter.com/isEuUKO3m5
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
I kinda questioned why they still used blue tiles after the Night King’s demise, but ehhh.
I’m watching these opening credits and I don’t think I’ve said this in a while, so let me say it now: IN NINA GOLD WE TRUST #QueenOfCasting #GoTS8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
Still the Gold standard.
Dead people in the opening credits. I take it this means we'll see them in the funeral pyres. #GameOfThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) May 6, 2019
Basically “With Iain Glen…” means Jorah’s corpse.
So we open on one of those corpses…
Oh ok that’s ok #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
NOOOOOOOOOO #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
Well that played out like a fine tragedy.
Aaahhhh, I wanna hug Sansa while she cries over Theon. I know, honey, I miss him too. #GOTS8 Seven Hells, that direwolf pin.
— I Promised to Fight for the Living (@alysonmiers) May 6, 2019
Oh, oh god, Sam going to burn Edd I cant't take it, my boys #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
I've never seen #JonSnow look so sad. And after 7 seasons, that's saying a lot about Jon Snow. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #GOTS8E4
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
"It is our duty and our honour, to keep them alive in memory, for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath." #TheLastOfTheStarks #GameofThrones #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/ZiXMv0mZ8u
— Ghost (@Albino_Direwolf) May 6, 2019
Sorry just over here sobbing #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
And now their watch ends..
#GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Bran Stark.
(@LordBranRaven) May 6, 2019
Great. Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already crying.
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) May 6, 2019
Are the surviving Knights of the Vale like “Can we go home now? We’d rather deal with Robin”? #GameofThrones #GoT
— Miamicita ✌
(@miamisita) May 6, 2019
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 6, 2019
You can’t spell “Winterfell” without “fun”!
Oh.
Wait.
You can.#GameOfThrones #SansaStark #AryaStark pic.twitter.com/ABZNjPOKs2— Arya Stark
Lyanna Mormont died with a broken heart, believing her beloved KITN had given up their independence to a Targaryen queen.
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 6, 2019
…alright, let’s not get crazy dramatic here, Mak. Little Bear’s heart was fine.
She died with a broken leg, spine, hip…
I know she’s dead but why does this show enjoy burning children #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
Well. Lots more food now, y’all. #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
Wow. I've felt more in the first minute of this episode than in the entirety of the last. #GameofThrones
— Certified Ghoul Wrangler (@WhiskeyWin) May 6, 2019
Then the time was nigh for torching the pyres…
This funeral is lit, yo. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) May 6, 2019
how is no one coughing in this scene with all that goddamn smoke
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
Is this going to be the biggest fire the north has ever seen? #GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
I thought the exact same thing!
Wow this is terrible. #GameofThrones
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
Arya could have done so much face-shopping…#GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
So um. Where’d they get all that wood? #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
LOOK, IF THE IRONBORN CAN FIND WOOD FOR THEIR DAMN THOUSAND SHIPS ON PYKE—
This is a real Kingly speech from Aegon Targaryen, 6th of his name #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) May 6, 2019
I was not prepared for Jon's speech. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
The emotion in Kit’s voice during the eulogy is so heavy #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
Kit channeling some Shakespearean shit there.
This sounds very similar to Spartacus's speech at Crixus's funeral #GoT #gamethrones #forcrixus
— Miamicita ✌
Jupiter’s cock!
P.S. GHOST LIVES!!!
hey! It’s ghost. And he looks really ruff #GameofThrones
— ratgaer fartgaryen (@motelsonthemoon) May 6, 2019
#GhostBarked
SOMEONE SEE TO GHOST AND MAKE SURE HE IS ALRIGHT PLEASE #GameOfThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) May 6, 2019
Ghost is alive but he's hurt. Ghost is a good boy. #GameofThrones
— Lord Gendry (@LordGendry) May 6, 2019
So then we join a post-funeral feast…
Hat tip to the scullery maids of Winterfell. They cleaned up the great hall in record time. #GameofThrones
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 6, 2019
where is Sansa and her food rationing ?#GameofThrones
— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) May 6, 2019
Erraone dead! Triple rations for all!
How are they all able to stand after fighting all night and gathering the dead and burning them all morning?? #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) May 7, 2019
Alcohol.
Speaking of which, Sandor and Gendry make a… somewhat odd drinking duo.
Hilarious the hound knows that gendry and Arya did it #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
To our collective shock, Dany calls out Gendry!
—and HANDS OUT STORM’S END LIKE CANDY!
GENDRY W. BARATHEON, LORD OF STORM'S END, DID NOT ROW A BOAT FOR TEN SEASONS NOT TO EARN HIS KEEP. ALL HAIL THE NEW PATRIARCH AND LORD. #GameofThrones #GotS8 pic.twitter.com/jmJMEE3Ega
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
Holy shit. TO LORD GENDRY OF STORMS END!
#GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
nobody:
Dany: and YOU get a Lordship! and YOU get a lordship!
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 6, 2019
Dadvos is so proud of his awkward boy #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
GENDRY JUST RESURRECTED HOUSE BARATHEON
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
Lord Gendry Baratheon is a real thing!
Gendry's sigil in emojis
#GOTS8
— iontrone (@iontrone) May 6, 2019
Dany pulling power moves!!!!! Get your keep dude!!! #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
1) Smart move on Dany's part.
2) Good lord even in Westeros an unqualified white guy gets the big promotions.#GoT— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
He shouldn’t have been Gendry Rivers, he should’ve been Gendry Waters, or just Gendry, because he didn’t have a noble parent who acknowledged him. #GOTS8
— I Promised to Fight for the Living (@alysonmiers) May 6, 2019
Facts!
The revelry began to kick up a notch! Jaime even got Brienne to start drinking!
A good game of Never Have Thy Ever #GameOfThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) May 6, 2019
Davos and Tyrion have a brief chat concerning Melisandre & the Lord of Light…
No one really tweeted about it. THIS IS DAVOS ERASURE. But I really liked the line, “We still have us to contend with.”
Tyrion approaches Bran and his wheelchair…
"Nice wheelchair."
"Thanks, we don't have any ramps."#GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
Tormund gives Jon some bro-hugs…
“Vomiting is not celebrating”
“Yes it is”
#GameOfThrones #TheLastOfTheStarks
—
Little Targaryen Fruit Dragon ⓥ
when tormund said vomiting is celebrating my mom said that was me perhaps points were made
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
torjon = OTP #gots8 pic.twitter.com/lxXo5jDp7P
— erin – JAIME AND BRIENNE ARE CANON! (@SerJaimeOfTarth) May 6, 2019
tormund is that one drunk friend that you hate having to be the one to take care of but he's absolutely harmless at the end of the night and you just have to clean puke out of his beard #gots8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
“To the Dragon Queen!” gets a decent cheer…
“To Arya Stark!” gets a HUGE CHEER!
How is Arya not being carried around by a gaggle of bitches being fed grapes and general adulation? Supplies are short and all, but still.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) May 6, 2019
This is a touching scene, but shouldn't the open just be everyone buying Arya shots? #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 6, 2019
Daenerys is not a fan of this conversation. #GameofThrones
— ratgaer fartgaryen (@motelsonthemoon) May 6, 2019
Uh-oh, the seams are straining. Dany is the outsider here. Noone’s crediting her.#GameOfThrones
— Aaron T. Starks
(@StarkyLuv73) May 6, 2019
o0o0o0o0o0 she pissed as SHIT boy lemme tell you #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) May 6, 2019
Dany is triggered. #GameofThrones
— Lord Gendry (@LordGendry) May 6, 2019
So… guessing they’re not all going to be besties and live happily ever after, are they. #GameofThrones
— Haz (@HistoryofHaz) May 6, 2019
No.
And suddenly Brienne, Jaime, Pod, and Tyrion are playing drinking games! The Never Have I Ever game that… apparently… never gets old. Tyrion perpetually stuck in college.
I mean, has no one heard of BEER PONG?
But it was Jaime and Brienne’s chemistry that had us all sitting up and taking notice.
I love Brienne’s smile #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
Brienne we can see the hunger in your eyes #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
Pod: NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY SHIP! ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MY TWO BOSSES. #GameofThrones
— Rosie of the North (@GameOverRos) May 6, 2019
Pod totally ships them.
Are….Are Jaimie and Brienne going to fuck? #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
Ron Howard: Jaime and Brienne were definitely going to fuck.
annnd i’m already crying #gots8 pic.twitter.com/bTcGIASKq8
— erin – JAIME AND BRIENNE ARE CANON! (@SerJaimeOfTarth) May 6, 2019
Tyrion then has to ask the VIRGIN question…
My beautiful Brienne is so drunk and TYRION JUST MADE IT WEIRD THAT FUCKER #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
Is it odd that Tormund appeared right when they were talking about Brienne’s virginity? #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 6, 2019
Tormund heard virgin and came running over #Got #gameofthrones
— Miamicita ✌
“Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?”
#GoT Tormund: pic.twitter.com/XsDLbIun3K
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
Tormund … yeah. He was a rollercoaster of emotion.
Awwww Tormund disappointed is heartbreaking. #GameofThrones
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) May 6, 2019
Tormund pouring his heart out to Sandor is fucking hilarious #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
nah we good https://t.co/DXn1d7X1Q5
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
WHY ARE ALL SERVING GIRLS IN THIS SHOW NAMED "WILLA" #GameofThrones #GotS8 #ClosedCaptions
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
WYLLA AND HER GREAT BIG TEATS.
…Wait, no, that was Bessie.
Sandor is NOT a happy drunk, however.
Ok so everyone wants to fuck tonight except the Hound #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
I kinda like the the Hound is allowed to have PTSD in this tv show. You don’t just get over trama like that.
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) May 5, 2019
Can I have a Sansa/Sandor moment now, pretty pleaseeee #GoTS8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
Soon, my pretty pink penis. Sooooon….
(And then, as if on cue…)
SANSA sat down with SANDOR… and the SanSans may have reacted. A little.
SANSAN????? #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
OMG WE GONNA GET A SANSAN MOMENT OMG OMG OMGGGGGG
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
YOUD DKS DNWLKWBD
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
I CANT BRETAJR
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
IM GOSNAN FUCKFIFN
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
Basically.
everyone say thank you D&D SANDOR WANTED TO FINISH HIS DRINK AND THEN TALK TO HIS GF
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
THE THING THAT WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY IS #CLEGANEBOWL
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
Fucking confirmed.
Sandor: "You should have come with me."
Sansa: "How could I have known? Houndsight is 20/20."#GameofThrones— David Rosenblatt (@SirSquinty) May 6, 2019
HOUNDSIGHT.
David. Go to your room.
SHE TOUCHED HIM. SHE TOUCHED HIM.
#GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #GOTS8E4 #Sansa
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) May 6, 2019
LOOK AT HIS FACE LOOK AT HIS FAAAAAAAACE pic.twitter.com/6ORSUHiSDH
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) May 6, 2019
Sansa staring the Hound straight in the face was perfect and I’m so happy we got that one, single conversation. #GoTS8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
For a minute there I thought Sansa was gonna hop on Sandor’s dick, not gonna lie #gameofthrones
— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) May 6, 2019
We Have No Proof She Did Not.
….said a thousand fanfics opening this very night.
P.S. Don’t think we don’t know what Podrick Payne was up to in the background…
Did anyone else notice Pod the Sex God low key walking off for a threesome in the background? #GameofThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/sjfqYb2J29
— Victoria (@NashvilleNinja) May 6, 2019
Podrick gets a threesome? What the fuck lol #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 6, 2019
He had a foursome in K.L. The lad’s pacing himself.
Outside…
Everyone is in a drunken revelry.
WILL THR DEBAUCHERY NEVER CEASE #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) May 6, 2019
Winterfell was basically becoming the Wolfriders/Go-Backs Orgy from ElfQuest.
(No, you don’t have to understand that reference. But uber-nerd points if you do!)
Sooooo much boot-knocking. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
Soooooooo much beast-with-two-backing. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
Soooooooooo much horizontal mambo. #GOT
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
So just a giant orgy is what we’re gonna call this episode? #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
“Lust of the Starks,” like the title above says! Can’t you read?!
So yeah. Everyone is in a drunken revelry… except Arya Frackin’ Stark.
And by the way, miss, the new Lord of Storm’s End’s got questions!
The only person who ever said Arya was pretty was Jon and now Gendry calls her beautiful I'm not ok omg my heart #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
Gendry WHAT THE HOLY BALLS HE IS DOWN ON ONE KNEEEEEE #GameOfThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) May 6, 2019
GENDRY'S PROPOSING!!! #Gendrya #GameOfThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) May 6, 2019
Gendry is a stage 5 clinger. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 6, 2019
omg now he’ll be milord and she’ll be milady there’s no way this ends badly right
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
I just don’t think she’s the type to settle down mate
— nice face bones
☁️ (@eboldy) May 6, 2019
“That’s not me.”
Arya’s response was very on point with who she is and has always been. No surprise there.
But just look at this face. #GameOfThrones #LordGendryInLove pic.twitter.com/B5hw3rSvIB
— Ygritte (@YgritteTheWild) May 6, 2019
Bran's not a man, Arya's not a lady, for all the talk of "the old ways" the Starks run a very progressive house.
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) May 6, 2019
Meanwhile, let’s check in LIVE with the newly-minted Lord of Storm’s En–
Survived the battle. Heart's dead. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/4ORVc2V67i
— Lord Gendry (@LordGendry) May 6, 2019
Sorry, bro.
Honestly Gendry knows Arya’s no lady but he’s high on life rn and the sex was good so he figured wth why not #gameofthrones
— Sue the Fury (@SueTheFury) May 6, 2019
I thought this episode of was going to be RICHARD III and it’s fucking MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
— ShakespeareofThrones (@shakesofthrones) May 6, 2019
Own to Gendry, been a Baratheon for five minutes and he’s already getting rejected by a Stark woman.
— Brett Adkison (@BrettAdkison) May 6, 2019
OUCH.
Gendry Baratheon: pic.twitter.com/g9TEdvbrtM
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) May 6, 2019
I’VE WAITED FOR MY SHIP TO SAIL FOR YEARS AND THEY SUNK IT IN TWO FUCKING EPISODES #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
so what you're saying is there's still time to make Arya a lesbian
— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) May 6, 2019
I mean…
Two episodes left? I’m gonna say probably not.
That said, if anyone thinks Arya bedding down (experimentally I might add) with Gendry for one night was her planting a flag in her sexuality, then y’all ain’t known that many gay people I’m just saying.
ANYWHO LET’S GET BACK TO JAIME AND BRIENNE SHALL WE
They need a chaperone. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
This is the clumsiest seduction I've ever seen. #GameofThrones
— Certified Ghoul Wrangler (@WhiskeyWin) May 6, 2019
These two suck at foreplay. And I am here for it. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
IT’S BLOODY HOT IN HERE
WHY YES IT IS
ANY EXCUSE TO GET NAKED JAIME… #GoT #MargiesShelf
— That Shelf (@ThatShelf) May 6, 2019
BRIENNE TAKES HER OWN FUCKING CLOTHES OFF [SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT] #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) May 6, 2019
OH MY DOG OH LONG JOHNSON #GameOfThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
THE SHIP IS COMING INTO PORT.THEANCHOR HAS DROPPED.THEGANGWAY IS DOWN.THE RATS ARE DISEMBARKING! #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
*pterodactyl screech*
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
I’ve never slept with a Knight before…
I’ve never slept with anyone…
It’s going down #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/TL1Jp3LR8n— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
FINALLY!!! Oh my God, how many seasons have we waited for this?! #Braime #GameOfThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) May 6, 2019
omg omg OH MY FUCKING GOD BRIENNE IS GETTING SOME #GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRAIMEEEEEEEEE THE SHIP IS HAPPENING ITS ALL HAPPENING AND IM@NOT OKAY
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
— Sam the (most valuable) Player (@kinda_cool) May 6, 2019
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sister: oH mY gOd#GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WOMAN. TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. GET THE MAN NAKED. #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) May 6, 2019
I AM SXREAMING #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
It feels weird to type this but I’m so happy Jamie is having sex with someone other than his sister #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 6, 2019
#GameOfThrones #GoTs8 pic.twitter.com/fvVcjFM0cf
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
Not. Everyone. Ros. https://t.co/ItBf4rq44f
— Lord Gendry (@LordGendry) May 6, 2019
Erm.
Well let’s see!
THIS VERY SENSUAL NIGHT CONTINUED AS DANY went to JON’s chamber…
I don’t think winterfell can take much more rocking. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) May 6, 2019
Dany: “Are you drunk?”
Jon: “No.”
*Jon Stumbles*
Jon: “well, maybe a little bit”#Relatable #GOT
— Sam Coleman (@SamColemanUK) May 6, 2019
Not drunk enough to sleep with my aunt again thanks for asking #gameofthrones
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
HARLOT
‘Is that alright?’ Did she mean ‘are you ok with incest’? #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
It’s soon pretty evident that Jon… cannot.
Aegon curved his Auntie. Damn. #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) May 6, 2019
Jon is having such an identity crisis. #GameofThrones #ForTheThrone
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) May 6, 2019
This is all going to play out like a damned Greek tragedy, isn’t it? #GameOfThrones
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) May 6, 2019
Yarp.
But enough sadness! Let’s get back to JAIME and BRIENNE who are still SLEEPING TOGETHER…
So. Jaime. What’s it like not having a sister? #GoT
— S (@SRoit) May 6, 2019
Wham bam thank you ser. -Jaime #GameOfThrones
— SΓ€m BΓΌck (@stavross29) May 6, 2019
JAIME LOVES BRIENNE PASS IT ON #GAMEOFTHRONES
— it’s azor ahai, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) May 6, 2019
…but his look is not one of contentment.
DIS WORRIED ME.
So the next day… everyone is gathered around a central table looking appropriately grim…
…The new prince of Dorne pledges HIS support?
NEW PRINCE OF DORNE???????? NEW
PRINCE
OF
DORNE
?????????????
WHO THE HELL IS THAT#GameOfThrones #GoTS8— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
There's a new Prince of Dorne?! Has Quentyn Martell been resurrected? Has Gerold Darkstar taken the throne?! I have so many questions. #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Bran Stark.
GoT: so there's a new prince of dorne–
Me: IS HIS NAME QUENTYN
Me: LEAVE HIM ALONE
Me: IS IT THOUGH— daeron targaryen's nephew
(@PoorQuentyn) May 6, 2019
Poor Quentyn!
It is I, the new gay Dornish Prince. #GameofThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall @Axechucker
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) May 6, 2019
(whispers) …I knew it.
Daenerys: I will storm King’s Landing
Tyrion & co: Don’t storm King’s Landing. STARVE King’s Landing
Daenerys: … no
Tyrion & co: MAD QUEEN MADQUEENMADQUEENMADQUEEN#GameofThrones
— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) May 6, 2019
Dany, listen to Tyrion and Varys. Do what Sansa is doing. Support the people at the bottom. You always support the bottom. #GameofThrones
— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) May 6, 2019
ALWAYS!
And Dany is not happy. But Jon puts his foot down. “What you command, we will obey.”
…That didn’t go over super well with his sibs.
Arya just called a family meeting and didn’t give Jon a chance to say no and I love it #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
my stark girls standing up and standing together is my absolute fave
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
And so, soon after in the GODSWOOD…
The Beatles arguing with John Lennon about Yoko Ono, 1966 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/cq1Y2r9oyx
— Hannah Fronz (@HannahFronz) May 6, 2019
Y’ALL STOP
They’re having a private meeting and Jon is yelling in the godswood have some goddamn respect man
— Les Vegetables (@StannisAF) May 6, 2019
I'm starting to think Bran might just be a messy bench who loves drama.
Jon: Should I tell them?
Bran: It's your decision…
Also Bran: pic.twitter.com/1HfHKvS9an— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) May 6, 2019
Dany asked Jon to lie and now his Ned Stark is about to come out and get him into trouble. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
BUT JON CAN’T NOT TELL TRUTHS.
Ned took that secret to his grave and Jon’s raggedy ass couldn’t keep it for 4 episodes #DemThrones
— Rastafarian Targaryen Buddha (@snorlaxbuddha) May 6, 2019
(Mild #GOT Spoilers)
Sansa is clearly that sister who you take to a party and then she talks you into drinking the mystery booze as she PROMISES she won't tell your parents or take embarrassing pictures. #GameofThrones8x04
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) May 6, 2019
So in Winter Town, Jaime and Tyrion share a drink and… gossip, basically.
Jaime is in Lurve ❤️❤️ #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
omg this is like a real thing Jaime and brienne omg omg he’s staying for her and he’s telling tyrion and THIS WILL NOT STAY GOOD FOR LONG
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
“I’m happy you finally have to climb for it” may be the best line of the whole series.#GoT
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) May 6, 2019
I'M TELLING EVERY SINGLE TALL PERSON JOKE EVER LIVE WITH IT. I'VE FUCKING EARNED IT. #GameofThrones #GoTs8
— HAVING PETS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY (@you_there_boy) May 6, 2019
ENTER BRONN.
How did Bronn even get in the castle??? #gameofthrones #got8 #thelastofthestarks
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) May 6, 2019
They’re in Winter Town.
If Jaime dies this way, I am going to fucking riot. #GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) May 6, 2019
IF BRONN KILLS THEM BOTH RIGHT NOW I WILL BURN EVERYTHING DOWN
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
Not so violent as THAT, but…
PUNCH!
Even though the fanservice has been FUCKING FANTASTIC, I think I came when Bronn belted Tyrion right in the face. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
Tyrion: you broke my nose
me: you shouldn't even have a nose but nvm— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) May 6, 2019
Bronn who raised you?? STOP POINTING THAT AT PEOPLE. #GameofThrones
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) May 6, 2019
Bron: What's double Riverrun?
Tyrion:…RRIIVVEERRRRUUNN?
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) May 6, 2019
…Geoff. If you can’t behave, I SWEAR…
I will send you to your room with no supper like I did your brother David.
Highgarden!! Come on… not the LITERAL 2 castles of the Twins??#GameOfThrones
— Lyanna Targaryen (@LyannaTargaryen) May 6, 2019
I THOUGHT THE TWINS WOULD BE A PROPER “DOUBLE” AS WELL!
Y’all. Can you imagine Lord Bronn Blackwater was the Lord of the Crossing? I MEAN
Maybe that’s what he gets in the end.
Damn Bronn secured@the fucking bag
#GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
— House of Black&White (@vahlamorgulis) May 6, 2019
Bronn right now …….#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/s8qCbFBPLs
— Al Swearengen (@RealPeterman) May 6, 2019
You gotta hand it to @JeromeFlynn. That scene was so tense due to his acting. It completely illustrated that he’s happy to shoot you in the face and laugh about it. #FortheThrone pic.twitter.com/8MJNbuzxTy
— Oz (@OzofThrones) May 7, 2019
Yup.
The next day…
Looks like SANDOR CLEGANE has had enough of the Norff!
The Hound's horse is gorgeous. I mean, seriously. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
STRANGER finally making an appearance! Good horse.
And then the show gobsmacks us all again as Arya rides right up beside him!
Here we go again…#TheHound #AryaStark #RoadTrip #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Xp96qEXfR1
— Arya Stark
LOOKS LIKE THEY BOTH GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS IN K.L. AND I AM ALREADY FRICKIN’ HYPE.
"Unfinished business" #CLEGANEBOWL
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) May 6, 2019
Cleganebowl 1000% confirmed now #GameofThrones
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) May 6, 2019
ARYA HOUND BUDDY COP BOOGALOO PART TWO, I am HERE for it! #gots8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
ARYA: familyfamilyfamilyfamilystarksfamilyfamilystarksfamily
ALSO ARYA: I'm leaving Winterfell and never coming back.#GameofThrones— Michal (pronounce it however you want) (@inkasrain) May 6, 2019
I too found that slightly odd.
Arya doesn't plan on coming back to Winterfell. What even is this? What happened in the godswood??? #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) May 6, 2019
We may never know.
So Sansa meets with Tyrion…
Brilliant job by Sophie. I'm convinced Sansa is evaluating whether to tell Tyrion THAT. #GameOfThrones
— mW (@mW_) May 6, 2019
Ever since Sansa heard that Good Tea she’s not tryna hear nothing about Dany being Queen
#GameofThrones #GOTS8E4 But she always has doubts
— LoveAmazin (@LoveAmazin1) May 6, 2019
Sansa's next dress is going to have self-launching spikes. #GameOfThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) May 6, 2019
Tormund and Jon meet in the Winterfell courtyard for a fond farewell…
But the thing I noticed was—IS GHOST MISSING AN EAR??
Aw Ghost’s ear
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) May 6, 2019
FAREWELL TORMUND!
(Though maybe you could go find Ghost’s missing ear first?)
Sam and Gilly approach. And they have news!
THE FAT PINK MAST SURE IS FUNCTIONAL #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) May 6, 2019
I AM VIRILE AF https://t.co/PvBrELr86X
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
LOOK, JON, WE'VE ALL BEEN ASSUMING ABOUT GILLY YOU'RE NOT THAT BRIGHT. #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) May 6, 2019
Gilly really came up man. From Craster's Keep to a lady of her own house. An icon. #DemThrones
— M’BlockU (@rodimusprime) May 6, 2019
Yup.
My prediction is that’s the last we’ve seen of Sam and Gilly. (And then Sam writes the Song of Ice and Fire. Congrats, Samlly! You survive!)
So Jon leaves with Davos…
…but without Ghost.
I do know nothing after all
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 6, 2019
And yo.
People lost their S H I T.
JON WHAT THE FUCK DONT GET RID OF GHOST YOU STUPID FUCK #GoTS8
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) May 6, 2019
THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE AND NO MISTAKE
— the real azor ahann (@feellikepdiddy) May 6, 2019
Jon Snow you short piece of shit. Fuck you. Not even a goodbye. YOU'RE WORSE THAN A FREY IN THIS VERY MOMENT.#GameofThrones
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) May 6, 2019
Did Jon actually just blank Ghost, WHAT THE- #GameOfThrones #LiveTweet pic.twitter.com/cNhxe8G64F
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) May 6, 2019
One of the best parts of ASOIAF is the bond that the Starks have with their wolves. The strength and importance of that bond drives storylines in ways that are pivotal to the entire series. That being said, there is no way in hell Jon would leave Ghost. #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
#Jon ghosting #Ghost is the absolute worst. #GameofThrones
— jilly (@_jilly) May 6, 2019
NOOOOO GHOST IS CRYING I CANT EVEN OMG NO!!!!! Poor baby! I hate this #GameofThrones
— Camila BeltrΓ£o (@CamilaBeltrao) May 6, 2019
HE DIDN'T EVEN HUG GHOST GOODBYE OMG I SWEAR IVE NEVER BEEN SO IPSET IN MY LIFE
— Alfie Allen Emmy Season (@TheLadyShelly) May 6, 2019
Saw Jon through so much. Laid by his bedside in mourning. The most loyal, faithful and true companion. And THAT’S the recognition he gets? #GameOfThrones
Jon Snow never deserved you. @ me. pic.twitter.com/JxOy3q4dGR
— Ygritte (@YgritteTheWild) May 6, 2019
man, poor ghost. hope they paid out the rest of his contract. what a shitty way to get written off the show. #gots8
— meera reed is lightbringer change my mind (@liesandarbor) May 6, 2019
Jon legit sent his direwolf to the farm upstate. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) May 6, 2019
WHY CAN’T GHOST JUST STAY WITH SANSA #GameofThrones
— Dacey Mormont
I'm not ok.
Just once, could someone please tell Ghost he's a very good boy?#got
— Emily Blake (@TheEmilyBlake) May 6, 2019
Jon is gonna die for sure now….damn #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) May 6, 2019
I feel like this either is the harbinger for Jon’s demise… or he will in fact reunite with Ghost north of the Wall. I think it’s one or the other.
To Be Continued!
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