WE BACK.
I ain’t even giving the shpiel. This is a Twitter post. I am @Axechucker. We are @WatchersOTWall. Catch up already!
Let’s get it.
SO PPL STILL TALKIN’ SHIT ‘BOUT LAST EP…
Real talk
#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/XC98T2LPdf
— Game of Thrones Memes (@Thrones_Memes) April 19, 2019
"Not enough CGI budget", they said.
Big thanks to @BrushBase for restoring the truth!
P.S: I wasn't *that* scared.#GameofThrones #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/dTOWuFNFNC— Ghost (@Albino_Direwolf) April 21, 2019
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) April 19, 2019
On a side note. Catelyn dying not knowing that Ned had been faithful to her this whole time is why I want to cry. #GameofThrones
— Catelyn Stark (@StarkCatelyn) August 28, 2017
This makes me sad.
In contrast, this makes me happy:
Sorry not sorry. #BobRossNightKing #WatchingThrones #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/jNiMCLs0Ih
— Michele Boyd (@micheleboyd) April 17, 2019
#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/W9DNt2nKpU
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 22, 2019
King in the North ! By YvyB https://t.co/yLCjPai5JM
— yvonne bentley (@yvyb13) April 21, 2019
"It's a message from the Night King."
View the first Beautiful Death portrait by @RobertMBall for #GoTS8: https://t.co/WMlMmNKbLk pic.twitter.com/moKWnymJBQ— Game of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) April 19, 2019
Found this on Facebook
— πππ§π¬π ππππ«π€ (@TheDove_Stark) April 22, 2019
When you see your ex on grindr pic.twitter.com/kJ1Xmv4aUX
— Dredgen Frank, the Keeper of Order (@Red_Blaster) April 22, 2019
Louder for the ones in the back https://t.co/WGGgIsPJ7P
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 19, 2019
No, Rhaegar is not—Wait, that’s…
…is that a… thing… ?
When you were killed by a dire wolf and are a little apprehensive of a photo… @JaxIcemen @JosefAltin @northernluke @miltosyerolemou @GameOfThrones @CollectiveConFL. #ilovejax #jaxsports #got #GoodFriday pic.twitter.com/aI7reoyQJG
— John M. Phillips (@JohnPhillips) April 20, 2019
RAST! PYP! SYRIO!
#NeverForget
My friend texted me asking for a team name for #GameOfThornes Thrtrivia at a brewery.
I suggested “What is Drunk May Never Drive.”
— Majestic Boner (@angrygn0me) April 18, 2019
My mom's incredible creations for tonight's #GoT episode! #ForTheThrone #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/ptPjySMiFu
— Scarriet (@harryhaisty) April 22, 2019
Dark yet delicious!
SO UH I GUESS THERE WAS A LEAK…
Whoever did this…
#Dead #DanyProblems #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/IGNmKG8sr3— Daenerys Targaryen (@danygonebad) April 22, 2019
I, for one, enjoy watching leaks destroy friendships and communities
— Emmett Booth
(@PoorQuentyn) April 22, 2019
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
This was a fine lol:
Respect brings us together, and if anyone can convince @GameOfThrones's Cersei and Tyrion to get along, a familiar furry red friend might just be the one. #RespectIsComing #RespectBringsUsTogether pic.twitter.com/4i94lU6YIh
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) April 18, 2019
Is it too much to ask to see ghost tonight?? #bringbackghost #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 21, 2019
It’s not!
So the time was ‘pproaching…
15 minutes until #GameOfThrones and OH MY GOD WHO IS GOING TO DIE PLEASE DONT BE EDD OR TORMUND OR BERIC ITS GOING TO BE TORMUND ISNT IT OH SHIT I HATE THIS UGHHHHHHHHH
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) April 22, 2019
I’d yell at her, but honestly, this is an appropriate reaction.
I need @HBO commercials to be done at 9PM ET SHARP. #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) April 22, 2019
Let the games begin. #GameOfThrones #GoT pic.twitter.com/s118BOJQqz
— Erin Qualey (@miffedcupcake) April 22, 2019
Tonight's Game of Thrones pre-viewing dinner menu. pic.twitter.com/56gOlHgpbf
— Patrick "Lawful Good" Sponaugle (@patman23) April 21, 2019
Game of Thrones viewing party at Big League Brews. Their menu is
. Milk of the Poppy to drink. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/niXbU4VHG9
— Sassy Greyjoy
☠
(@Tlieso) April 22, 2019
I'm hype again! Sitting here in the middle of the night in my Always Support The Bottom t-shirt. #GameofThrones
— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) April 15, 2019
Johan is OLDSCHOOL. Mad respect, son!
Nice title. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/bA4XYXpyVZ
— Eddie Steak (@EddieSteak) April 22, 2019
It’s timeeee for…. 69…?
— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 22, 2019
Hot in theory, but ultimately distracting.
If your favorite character dies tonight, remember it’s Easter so they might come back #GameofThrones
— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 21, 2019
You know things are getting serious when there is no nudity #GameofThrones
— TheYoungWolf (@IGS9717) April 22, 2019
I mean, does side-boob count?
Previously on Game of Thrones…
Previously on #GameofThrones, the writers’ anti-Ned agenda continued. pic.twitter.com/YnrP4DpOgw
— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 22, 2019
GoT: As a long-time storyteller, I'm in awe of how perfectly the minds behind this show brought all the major characters together at Winterfell. They made it look easy. Constant Readers, it is not.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 23, 2019
Getting butterflies again…ooooooOoooofff. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 22, 2019
The Braime shippers were already out in force:
i’m ready pic.twitter.com/R9qinjxtHl
— erin loves to see ser brienne smiling (@SerJaimeOfTarth) April 21, 2019
Ah… Finally an important tweet. https://t.co/TmghiopOKm
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) April 21, 2019
I. AM. SO. ANXIOUS. #GameofThrones
— Nicole (@Ms_Esquire_) April 22, 2019
Epic Rap Battles of History voice:
AAAAAAAAND… BEGI–!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IT'S FUCKING GAME TIME #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 22, 2019
The glorious new opening opens gloriously!
There arent many thing that bring me more joy than the opening of #GameOfThrones
— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 22, 2019
It's wild to me how they managed to make the old credits sequence, which is gorgeous and unique and exceptional, look like I made it on MS Paint with this new version. #GameofThrones
— Michal
Pesach 5779 (@inkasrain) April 22, 2019
Winterfell with the flaming spikes #GoT
— wynnter, the grammar zombie (@WynntersHeart) April 22, 2019
It occurs to me watching the intro, that the failing of the Red Keep storyline in #GameofThrones is that we don't have any view BUT Cersei. That is, I believe Martin would let us know how people there feel about her mad rule.
— mW_
(@mW_) April 22, 2019
George might write an entire novel about it, no lie. See: AFFC and ADWD.
i love how no matter who we like on game of thrones, which actors we like, we can all collectively agree that ramin djawadi is the best thing to happen to the series
— ben (@starkrings) April 20, 2019
The new #GameOfThrones opening is still so amazing and I can listen to this theme for ages and still tear up. I’m a weak bitch who’s been here since 2011.
— rhaegar targaryen sucks (@motelsonthemoon) April 22, 2019
Same. I think you were …. 12?
I was in my 40’s.
Side note: I’m not the only one looking at those underground scorps… nervously…
I do not like the dragon crossbow in the opening credits…. not one bit #GoT
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 22, 2019
They’re definitely coming back into play at some point.
This ep is written by Bryan Cogman! Let’s go!
COGMAN!! #GameOfThrones
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) April 22, 2019
We open at Winterfell (to stay), and Jaime Lannister on trial!
Jaime Lannister stands, waiting for judgement.
And, excuse me being shallow here, but he looks GOOD. #GameofThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 22, 2019
Let’s talk about him throwing kids off towers. #GoT
— Margaery Tyrell (@Margaery_Tyrell) April 21, 2019
Bran's going to scream 'burn them all' to Jaime.
— Al Swearengen (@RealPeterman) April 22, 2019
Everyone on #GameofThrones: we can’t trust the Kingslayer!
Brienne & the audience: ok but HAVE you seen the way that man rides a horse up steps? pic.twitter.com/WGut8w9efm— Lauren Sarner (@LaurenSarner) April 22, 2019
Sorry, but your dad was a serious dick, Dany…. #GoT
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 22, 2019
THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE pic.twitter.com/9uLKGhPPVF
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 22, 2019
daenerys: h-
literally everyone in westeros: pic.twitter.com/EubnLpgmmr
— ben (@starkrings) April 21, 2019
Tyrion tries to step up for his bro. It doesn’t go well. You in trouble, son…
Cersei ain’t sending shit. Not even her regards. #GoT pic.twitter.com/9zbxrYcigi
— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 22, 2019
Dany makes me tired. #GameofThrones #GoTS8 #GOTS8E2
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 22, 2019
Sansa starts by taking Dany’s side…
#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/vcZdI11mmB
— Sansa Stark
Sansa Bolton says "Kill them. Kill them both.".
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 22, 2019
…Bro.
Jon siding with Sansa. Here for it. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 22, 2019
The things we do for love… #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/7n4qFJOKWr
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
Bran’s comedic timing is on point this season, to be fair to him. #GameofThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) April 22, 2019
BranBot 3000 really is Westeros's Jaden Smith. #got
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 22, 2019
And then who do we see?
I FORGOT BRIENNE WAS HERE TOO OMG I DRINK AND FORGET THINGS
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 22, 2019
She wasn’t even in the season premiere smh
#GameofThrones So, like an obsessive, I am watching again and again Jaime and Brienne's scenes and in the beginning, when Jaime stands before everyone and says "this goes beyond loyalty" he's looking at Brienne. Excuse me but my heart. I need to lay down now.
— s. (@smololovan) April 22, 2019
I KNEW BRIENNE WOULD STAN FOR JAIME. I KNEW IT. THAT'S LOVE, FAM. THAT'S LOVE. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 22, 2019
Jaime is so touched. He’s never had someone trust him the way Brienne does. Not since he earned the title Kingslayer. #GameofThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone
— 6 Nerdy Chicks (@6nerdychicks) April 22, 2019
BRIENNE THE BEAUTIFUL VOUCHES FOR SER JAIME OF THE GOLDEN HAND BEFORE THE DRAGON QUEEN it's like the stories guys #GameofThrones
— Michal
Brienne standing for Jaime was everything I wanted ❤️❤️❤️#GameOfThrones
— Jillybean (@JillybeanButtle) April 22, 2019
That was basically Brienne declaring her love for Jaime. So now they are both going to die
#GamesOfThrones
— Allison Fennessy (@allisonfenn) April 22, 2019
BRIENNE COMING TO SAVE JAIME AND I AM ALREADY UGLY CRYING! #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/6oxNHLcUZZ
— Obieryn The Sleepy Viper (@Obienator) April 22, 2019
BRIENNE GETTIN’ THINGS DONE, SON.
Let me just… leave this here:
“A DECLARATION OF LOVE” CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM?
pic.twitter.com/8QKqquMDKM— lucia| BRAIME RIGHTS! (@lokiscrawley) April 22, 2019
Jaime gets his (half-Ice) sword back from Grey Worm… and just like that. The trial is over.
…And Jon walks out without speaking to Dany.
Jon's dire wolf is appropriate, he's ghosting on his girlfriend/auntie pretty hard, ducking out of there. #GOT
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) April 22, 2019
Dany, not happy with any of it, rakes Tyrion over the Targaryen coals.
And now tension in Targ Targ land. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 22, 2019
Dany: Are you a traitor or a fool.
Tyrion: Well, I'm no fool, so I'll choose the latter.
Dany: What?— Patrick "Lawful Good" Sponaugle (@patman23) April 22, 2019
I’m still hoping against it.
(But damn, Tyrion needs to do something.)
At the forge, Gendry works on more dragonglass.
(Glad he’s not MELTING IT DOWN and putting it in molds this time. Since, you know. THAT’S NOT HOW OBSIDIAN WORKS.)
Gendry, you look a bit overheated in that forge. Maybe you should remove your shirt.
#GameOfThrones— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 22, 2019
MAYBE LATER.
Gendry glistening with sweat… Rawr #GameOfThornes #ForTheThrone @Axechucker
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) April 22, 2019
And here is Arya checking out Gendry again #attagirl #got
— Vissie III of the House Targaryen (@7KingdomsRMine) April 22, 2019
Damn, Arya stalking into the forge to spy on Gendry like a damn wolf on the prowl #GOTS8E2
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 22, 2019
I see you, Arya, enjoying that Gendry eye candy. #GameofThrones #GoT
— Whit (@Whitless256) April 22, 2019
Arya looking at the Baratheon kid like he’s a snack #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 22, 2019
"This is different… this is death"#Gendry#GameofThrones #ForTheThrone #GoTS8 #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/6yEQaPFJ2H
— Daenerys Targaryen (@danygonebad) April 22, 2019
Gendry’s fought a few more of them than you, Arya. #GOTS8
— I Promised to Fight for the Living (@alysonmiers) April 22, 2019
you could cut that sexual tension with an obsidian arrowhead #GOTs8
— queen of love and booty
(@liesandarbor) April 22, 2019
ARYA GIVING HIM THE “I am going to ride that tonight” eyebrow raise. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/c1EJtXf9RT
— rhaegar targaryen sucks (@motelsonthemoon) April 22, 2019
SPOILE—-oh, I guess you called it early, actually. Carry on.
Aww, Gendry is so damn smitten. #GameofThrones
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) April 22, 2019
Gendry is weirdly turned on right now. #GameofThrones
— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) April 22, 2019
Is Gendry nervous because he’s in love or because he’s terrified Arya’s gonna kill him?#GameOfThrones
— Aaron T. Starks
(@StarkyLuv73) April 22, 2019
I mean…. Why not both?
Gendry is how I like my men: indecisive of whether or not they're turned on or terrified. #GameofThrones #GoTS8 #GOTS8E2
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 22, 2019
Gendry has never been so terrified. Nor so aroused. #GameofThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 22, 2019
“My weapon.”
“–I’LL GET RIGHT ON IT.”
Possibly the best exchange all episode. And then add this:
Shout-out to the dude sitting right next to the wall where Arya was throwing dragonglass spearheads. Underrated, easy to miss, comic moment.
— History of Westeros (@WesterosHistory) April 22, 2019
Comedy gold.
Let’s go to the Weirwood Tree, shall we? Catching up with Bran and Jaime…
Finally my Bran and Jaime moment! #GoTS8 #GameofThrones
— Lauren (@pinklem73) April 22, 2019
If you're ever curious about what it looks like to take just a little too much Klonopin, see: Bran #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 22, 2019
Who
keeps
— Sam Coleman (@SamColemanActor) April 22, 2019
“I’m sorry about what I did to you” – Jamie Lannister #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/ZkkCkaTWcF
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
"I'm sorry for what I did to you, Bran."
"I'm no longer Bran, Jaime. I'm the three-eyed raven and I know what your internet browser history contains."#GameofThrones #GoTS8— Elephant 'Squire' McElephantface
(@you_there_boy) April 22, 2019
Bran’s not angry at anyone? The Night King would beg to differ, little lord.
The friendship has truly repaired. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/H1HiBBmxuc
— Bran Stark.
(@LordBranRaven) April 22, 2019
“How do you know there is an afterwards?” – Bran Stark #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/wTNGnrcY2m
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
I appreciate that Bran is sticking to his Ultimate Troll title even in his approach to facing the Night King
— 5mash (@5mashed) April 22, 2019
So Jaime goes and has a talk-n-a-stroll with Tyrion…
I love what they've done with the place #WinterfellPrep #GameofThrones #GoTS8 #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms pic.twitter.com/FLrIIiLc2U
— Ghost (@Albino_Direwolf) April 22, 2019
“So… we’re going to die in Winterfell…” – Tyrion Lannister #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/0HEAk6D7cX
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
“At least Cersei won’t get to murder me.”
Don’t make that assumption too quickly, Tyrion. #GameofThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone
— 6 Nerdy Chicks (@6nerdychicks) April 22, 2019
“Maybe after I’m dead I’ll march down to King’s Landing and rip her apart.” #GamesOfThrones
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) April 22, 2019
…Foreshadowing??
Tywin would be rolling in his grave.. if Cersei hadn’t blown it up #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 22, 2019
Our lad Jaime sees the Beauty, Brienne…
Jaime, looking down at Brienne
“Dat’s my girlfriend” #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— π¦ Little Targaryen Fruit Dragon ⓥ π¦ (@Phoenixs_Flame_) April 22, 2019
Ol’ Pod’s givin’ lessons…!
PODRICK PAYYYYNE #GameOfThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 22, 2019
IS THAT MY BABY PODRICK TRAINING PEOPLE?! Omg, I’m such a proud momma! #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) April 22, 2019
What if Podrick Payne is the savior of Winterfell? He seems to be the only one not convinced every living person is going to die, or even if he is, he isn’t going on and on and on about it. #GameofThrones #GoTS8 #DemThrones
— Rickon’s Wight Legs (@caseykassidy) April 22, 2019
Find someone who looks at the way Brienne looks at Podrick training. #GameOfThornes #ForTheThrone @Axechucker
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) April 22, 2019
Yeah okay but where’s the part where Brienne takes Jaime to the armory and gets him those sexy Northern pauldrons? #GOTS8
— I Promised to Fight for the Living (@alysonmiers) April 22, 2019
….That may have just inspired a fanfic. Or four.
"WTF do you want, Jaime? You've spoken to me for 30 seconds and haven't insulted me yet."
"You want me to insult you?"
"NO! ……yes. Maybe. OH, LOOK AT POD'S FORM."#GameofThrones #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/2zinE1Hj7p— Elephant 'Squire' McElephantface
“We’ve never had a conversation…” #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/tC8eqOH5vj
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
“We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me”
Brienne is every woman on twitter
— nice face bones (@eboldy) April 22, 2019
Jaime: I came to Winterfell because…
SAY COS YOU LOVE HER. THAT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE INVOLVE GOING NORTH TO CERTAIN DEATH. THAT YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, AND YOU WOULD DO THAT.#GameofThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 22, 2019
That scene is all about how fuckin amazing Brienne of fuckin Tarth is. We’d all be honored to fight under Brienne’s command. #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) April 22, 2019
Brienne say yesssssss jesus pleeeeaaaaase
swear to GOD, jaime was this close to admitting his feelings for brienne in the training yard #gots8
— erin loves to see ser brienne smiling (@SerJaimeOfTarth) April 22, 2019
You know, all the North needs to defeat the Night King is to put him in between Jaime and Brienne while they're looking at each other. The sheer force of the LONGING will vapourize him on the spot.
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) April 22, 2019
Jaime: I want to take a position under you, Brienne. #GameofThrones
— Pastor X (@bastique) April 22, 2019
SERVE UNDER HER, JAIME YESSS #GameofThrones
— Michal
PASTOR! MICHAL! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!
So Dany hangs wit’ Jorah…
no one:
jorah: k h a l e e s i
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 22, 2019
Can we just have a show that’s just Jorah talking? I don’t care about what. #GoT
— wynnter, the grammar zombie (@WynntersHeart) April 22, 2019
I can't say that Dany's temper wasn't justified with Tyrion, he's done a lot to fuck up (seriously, is he stupid enough to trust Cersei, though)? But Jorah standing up for him rather than seeing Tyrion fall just made my heart swell, and shows she can be reasoned with. #GOT
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) April 22, 2019
Jorah got Tyrion’s back. Good to see.
Jorah comin’ through with wisdom all episode.
…He’s so dead.
So Dany goes to see Sansa, who’s laying down the law for Bronze Yohn Royce and his super uncomfortable-looking breastplate…
sansa stark making sure the soldiers have suitable clothing, are fed enough to make it through the winter, making her people a priority and not herself, and wanting to keep the gates open as long as possible so everyone can make it to safety? nothing but respect for MY queen
— kinsey (@sansascstark) April 22, 2019
Dany should ask #Sansa to be her Hand. #GameofThrones
— mW_
ASK SANSA TO BE YOUR HAND #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 22, 2019
"Men do stupid things for women." TALK THAT TALK SANSA #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 22, 2019
Sansa is asking the hard questions of dany #got
— stinkerbell (@7373tinkerbell) April 22, 2019
Dany: “Who manipulated whom?”
CAN WE GET SANSA AND DANY NOW OMG I WANT DANSA #GameOfThrones
— it's lady stoneheart, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 22, 2019
this is MY enemies to lovers story everyone else shut up pic.twitter.com/ZlN59dQYBI
— rita (@lidiasaguilar) April 22, 2019
Shippers gon’ ship.
Did… did they just make a short joke about Jon?
— Kate and Newt (@GusAndLeo) April 22, 2019
WOW, STILL TAKING SHOTS AT KIT’S HEIGHT, ARE WE?
There's always time for a Jon Snow height joke.
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 22, 2019
"Who was the first.. ?"
"Someone taller…"#GameofThrones #ForTheThrone #GoTS8 #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/TIpp62po9E
— Daenerys Targaryen (@danygonebad) April 22, 2019
Damn, y’all.
Would probably suck to date someone right after Jason Momoa tbh
— Dr Ed (@notdred) April 22, 2019
Troof.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NORTH, DANY?
“What about the north?” – Sansa Stark #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/HcPlMjHbe4
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
Sansa: “what about the North?”
Sansa stans:#GameOfThrones #ForTheThrone #GoTS8 #SansaStark pic.twitter.com/AIP4xsqFbW— Arya Stark
Sansa: What about the North?
Daenerys: pic.twitter.com/aH9llNX9Uc
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 22, 2019
Sansa Stark's evolution from Season 1 to the present is amazing. One of my favourite characters now.#GameOfThrones
— Amul Garg (@amulgarg) April 22, 2019
Sansa the badass bitch ruin my life please
— Les Vegetables (@StannisAF) April 22, 2019
Everyone fighting in winterfell while cersie be like #gameofthrones #got pic.twitter.com/oJPmHG0XmK
— kop legend (@koplegend11) April 22, 2019
AND HEARK! FOR WHOM DO THE HORNS BLOW!? IT’S THEON!
(Irony – I don’t know that they ever caught the damnable horn-blower that Theon hated so much.)
(Was it Ramsay? DO WE KNOW THAT? I prefer to think of a rogue piper still skipping merrily just beyond reach of Winterfell archers, revisiting his old haunt every blue moon… toot toot toot….)
the way his whole demeanor changes when he sees sansa…..i felt sumn pic.twitter.com/doZlrdQdft
— ana (@alaynestoned) April 22, 2019
“I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa” – Theon Greyjoy #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/1lBThgzSEf
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
I want to fight for Winterfell Lady Sansa…if you’ll have me. pic.twitter.com/Q1vBgtXFMb
— youve completely manuined horses for me (@ManuclearBomb) April 22, 2019
I never knew I needed this Sansa Theon reunion so badly until right now. #GameofThrones #GoT
— Whit (@Whitless256) April 22, 2019
THAT HUG
Theon☆Sansa #GoT
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 22, 2019
Theon breaking my heart, as per the norm.
T.T
Let’s catch up with Ser Davos, knight of the soup line…
Davos feeding and drafting people simultaneously is peak Davos
— Emmett Booth
ARE THOSE ONIONS???? #Daavos #GameofThrones
— Lyanna Targaryen (@LyannaTargaryen) April 22, 2019
Davos ot here the real life Bobby Flay serving up them Bowls of Brown Flea Bottom style #GoTS8 #GameofThrones
— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 22, 2019
Debunking: Ser Davos is widely accepted as the soul and consciousness of #ASOIAF & #got YET he abandoned his wife & 4+ kids & sacrificed more at blackwater, just so he can be with his man-husband Stannis. And in a fit of deranged jealousy, he tried to kill his Priestess-wife.
— iontrone (@iontrone) April 21, 2019
SLANDER.
And ho! A wild Gillyflower doth appear!
Um. Real quick Q. Is Gilly pregnant??? #GOTS8E2
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 22, 2019
My vote is “Pleasantly plump!”
(Note: I don’t get a vote.)
Reason 582 to love Gilly. #gameofthrones
— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) April 22, 2019
poor davos. #gots8 pic.twitter.com/Vp69WL674t
— queen of love and booty
I wanted to cry.
— Kyle Maddock (@kylemaddock) April 22, 2019
“I want to fight too.”
OMG that baby wants to fight! #GoTS8 #GameofThrones
— Lauren (@pinklem73) April 22, 2019
Shireen's theme playing when the little girl asks Davos where she should be. Love it.
— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) April 22, 2019
NO YOU TINY WINTERFELL PRECIOUS BABY PLEASE DONT DIE MUST PROTEC #GoT
— wynnter, the grammar zombie (@WynntersHeart) April 22, 2019
She's going to defend the crypt.
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 22, 2019
SHE! WILL! DEFEND! THE! CRYPT!
AND YOU GO TO THE CRYPT…AND YOU GO TO THE CRYPT….AND YOU GO TO THE CRYPT….#GOT #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ZIya7OHd8F
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) April 22, 2019
Ah poor sweet 99p store version of Shireen will definetly die #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 22, 2019
Even the "defend the crypt" girl was giving me creys pls send help I can't make it #GameOfThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 22, 2019
Next ep is gonna be fucking brutal. But y’all know that, and aren’t even pretending it’s gonna be otherwise.
BUT HEARK! THAR BE MORE HORNS!
(……………………………toot…. toot…)
It’s Edd!
EDDISON TOLLETT!!!! #GameOfThrones
— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 22, 2019
Look who else is here! It’s Beri—WHOOMPH!
TORMUND WITH THE JON & EDD REUNION COCKBLOCK #GameOfThrones #GoTS8
— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 22, 2019
Jon seeing Edd:
Tormund: pic.twitter.com/GRV2POU5B3— Ellaria “Mama” Sand (@ellariasnake) April 22, 2019
“The big woman still here??” – Tormund #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/sfcg5jaR65
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
Tormund is the Terry Crews of Westeros, body-slams, problematic opinions, and all.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 22, 2019
“The Big Woman still here?” Tormund stays on target. #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/msQmfujZLR
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) April 22, 2019
'Is the big woman here?'
Yes, my glorious ginger. AND SO IS HER BOYFRIEND. #GameofThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 22, 2019
Tormund is that topless guy at all the football games when it's 30 below. #GOT
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 22, 2019
He really is.
Time for a Council Meeting! So many people in one room!
(Filming that musta been like trying to control a Kindergarten class after snack time featuring pixie sticks.)
This will forever be the episode we all have to go back and rewatch to remind us of when they were all still alive. #ForTheThrone pic.twitter.com/sYRbIka6UV
— Oz (@OzofThrones) April 22, 2019
At least they had enough of the wooden blocks to show how outnumbered they are. #GameofThrones #LiveTweet
— King Renly Baratheon π¦ (@TheKingRenly) April 22, 2019
Tormund at Jaime: "They call me 'Giantsbane.'"#GameofThrones #GoTS8 #GOTS8E2 pic.twitter.com/amF4CN9QX1
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 22, 2019
“He wants to erase this world” – Bran Stark #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/1EoyViFd1b
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
What if they…cut off Bran’s arm? Would that sever the tie between them? #GameofThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone
— 6 Nerdy Chicks (@6nerdychicks) April 22, 2019
I WONDERED THE SAME THING.
“I’ll wait for him in the Godswood.”
AND THEN THEON WITH MORE WORDS THAT BASICALLY SEALED HIS *%$#^ING DEATH.
Theon: I'll be his human shield
Bran: Yay.#GameofThrones #GoTS8 #GoTAtlantic
— Cersei I, Champion of Wineries, Slayer of Grapes (@NiceQueenCersei) April 22, 2019
We finally have an answer to what does the #NightKing want: “An endless night. He wants to erase the world, and I am it’s memory.” #GameOfThrones #DemThrones #ThronesYall
— Kristine Kippins (@kippinsk) April 22, 2019
THEON, MY STUPID BOY
— Samantha (@SamDianeK) April 22, 2019
What the what the what??? Bran as bait with just Theon? #thronesyall #gots8 #forthethrone
— Dominique (@tradominique) April 22, 2019
Oh no.
Theon staying with Bran to defend him.
And so the tears begin. #GameofThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 22, 2019
WHY ONLY THEON
Hm, I wonder if Harley has anything to say regarding this matter?
I’m not okay
— harley ☁️ (@princesszelduhh) April 22, 2019
I’m going to just be whispering “Theon” all week
— harley ☁️ (@princesszelduhh) April 22, 2019
ROBB WHO HAD BEEN MORE A BROTHER TO THEON THAN ANY SON BORN OF BALON GREYJOYS LOINS
— harley ☁️ (@princesszelduhh) April 22, 2019
UM THAT escalated quickly. LET’s… move away from…. there for a … bit…
Telling us the plan = Plan goes horribly wrong, right? #GameofThrones
— Michal
Tradition!
“We’re all going to die.” TORMUND about sums it up.
Brienne’s face is EVERY woman getting unwantedly hit-on. π€£ #GameofThrones #ThronesYall #ForTheThrone
— 6 Nerdy Chicks (@6nerdychicks) April 22, 2019
Yup.
So Tyrion goes and has a chat with Bran…
Bran: (says weird shit)
Sansa: …
Arya: …
Jon: …
Daenerys: …
Sam: …
Davos: …
Brienne: …
Jorah: …
Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2019
“If only we were trapped in a castle.”
But really this all makes sense. When you're basically waiting to die, what else are you going to do but reminisce and make plans you know you can't keep? #GOT
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 22, 2019
Kinda feel like this scene’s being slept on. Tyrion may have a secret plan in tandem with Bran, following this. We’ll see!
Around that time, Missandei and Grey Worm experience White People.
Even in Westeros, white people hate people of color. And y’all say this show is not based on the real world. #GameOfThrones
— rhaegar targaryen sucks (@motelsonthemoon) April 22, 2019
Grey Worm to Missandei: “Do you want to go to a place where there are more people of color?” @GameOfThrones #ForTheThrone
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) April 22, 2019
I once drove through rural Georgia, as a man of color, I know exactly how Missandei and Grey Worm feel. #GameofThrones
— Obieryn The Sleepy Viper (@Obienator) April 22, 2019
Grey Worm to Missandei: Yo. When I beat everybody's ass for Dany and she gets the iron rocker or whatever its called… you tryina bounce? Cause i do NOT wanna grow old with these rude ass whites #GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Black Nerd Problems (@BlkNrdProblems) April 22, 2019
Hey, we just met and this is crazy but do you want to leave after the war and live where it's warm and the people don't hate black people, maybe?#GameofThrones #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/GqqOruXODj
— Elephant 'Squire' McElephantface
I have a sick feeling of dread about Grey Worm #GameofThrones
— Khal Drogo (@DrogoTheKhal) April 22, 2019
Grey Worm making plans to build a life with Missandei.
Fuck. He gon' die. #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 22, 2019
'They're both going to die' said in unison the second the Grey Worm and Missandei scene ended #GameofThrones #WheresTheLie
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 22, 2019
That kiss between Greyworm and I, and our talks about the sweet future on the beaches of Naath makes it certain that I'm going to become an unwed widow soon. Right? Right..
— Missandei of Naath (@iMissandei_) April 22, 2019
Sorry, Miss.
So we were all just coming to grips with MORE death foreshadowing … and then…
The internet howled!
#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/SYeImhnh2V
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 22, 2019
GHOST!!!! #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 22, 2019
FUCKING GHOST SIGHTING!!@binge_mode
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) April 22, 2019
Oh shoot yayy!!!!!! FINALLY GHOST!!!’ Yeahhhhhhh boyyyyyeeeee! #ghost #GameofThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 22, 2019
GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!
— Sam the (most valuable) Player (@kinda_cool) April 22, 2019
I JUST SCREAMED I KMOW I ALWAYS SAY I SCREAM BUT THIS TIME I DID
— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 22, 2019
I don't care about anything else. Just Ghost #GoTS8 #GameOfThrones
— I like this one (@TheLadyShelly) April 22, 2019
Shelly.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Do we really only get a glimpse of ghost in the back doing nothing and not even being acknowledged? #gameofthrones cc: @MalloryRubin
— Camila BeltrΓ£o (@CamilaBeltrao) April 22, 2019
He was there. All along.
Am I the only one who noticed Ghost shrunk?
— Bongali (@Bongali) April 22, 2019
He did look somewhat…. normal-wolf sized, actually!
(I see what they’re doing. Retcon-ing Shaggydog’s smol-ass head…)
#gameofthrones
Ghost jumping back into the series after being gone for three years… pic.twitter.com/0KroerLU8D— where tf is ghost? (@JackInacker) April 22, 2019
So this means Ghost is gonna die now that we’ve seen him again #GameofThrones
— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 22, 2019
NOW YOU JUST SHUT YA MOUF
You couldn’t tell but Ghost was standing there and he farted but it was one of those silent ones and Jon blamed me. #itwasghost #got8
— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 22, 2019
Brutal.
So Jon and Sam have a parapet meeting, joined by Community Friend Dolorous Eddison Tollett.
THEY MENTIONED HWJCJWJR PYP AND GRENN
I miss them every day. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/HpNDcbPjqc
— rhaegar targaryen sucks (@motelsonthemoon) April 22, 2019
pyp and grenn i miss them so much
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 22, 2019
One of the reasons why “burn thigh” is one of my fave little Twitter birds. Our shared love of Pypenn. (Gryp?)
And now our watch begins #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/e5t7gchTSm
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 22, 2019
Gee, I’m so relieved for those people who are SAFE in the crypts. You know, in the CRYPTS. The SAFE CRYPTS. Where’s it’s SAFE. SAAAAAFE. #GamefThrones
We get it
— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 22, 2019
I too am relieved. They had me sweating for a hot moment. Thank the Old Gods for the safe crypts.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2.
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