Wednesday, April 24, 2019

To Tweet @ the Seven Kingdoms – Part 2

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Cont’d, nerds.

We ain’t got no time for flutterin’ around! No necking! No twitterpatin’ here. We busy tweeting the second half of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms!

Let’s goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….!!!

We re-enter our tale as Tyrion and Jaime enter a side room…

Alas, no whores. “The perils of self-betterment.”

Brienne and Pod enter. A HALF CUP INDEED!

As if it weren’t crowded enough, Davos and Tormund enter…

“They call you king killer.”

I mean, Tormund gonna Tormund.

Davos: “Maybe I will have that drink.”

Let’s catch up with…. SANDOR and—

No, no. It’s Sandor and Arya.

“You never used to shut up, now you’re just sitting here like a mute…”

“When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?”

I felt that one to my core, y’all.

Beric arrives!

I’m sure he’ll be… totally welcomed here…

“…chuck ya over this fucking wall.”

Honestly, my suspicion is the audience “forgets” (but can they rly??) that there was ever anything between Sansa and the Hound… and then Sandor comes in with a big save at the last minute next ep.

Or Sansa saves him. I’d be down with that too.

So Arya stalks off, to go practice some bows, away in a manger…

(Wrong holiday, I know.)

Gendry arrives! He comes bearing a wicked double-sided spear!

AZIZ. NO. NO WEAPONRY PUNS.

BANNED. #BANNED

GENDRYA IS HAPPENING, Y’ALL…………………

SO THEY UM…. THEY STRIP…

Ron Howard: They were definitely going to fuck.

Well, Maisie’s certainly not any more.

MADAME!

Twitter done broked.

Nice bit of cross-pollination there.

LBR I only ever really ban people for speaking hard truths.

…

……

BANNED, MISS. #BANNED

So we fly back to the Tyrion-Brienne-Jaime-Davos-Pod-Tormund room…

Felt like a legit military brass moment. I been there!

“Women can’t be knights.”

Lord, I was screaming, “KNIGHT HER, JAIME!!!!!”

ALL MY SHIPS COMIN’ IN……… GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS DAY…..

Yeah.

I basically lost my shit. Total wreck.

Don’t screw Tormund!

(Or, rather, feel free to screw Tormund!)

But hey, there’s room for everyone to applaud!

I don’t agree. You can fall in love – and you can fall out of love. I don’t think Jaime loves Cersei at all any more. And I think he does love Brienne.

I also think he’s dying next episode, so that don’t even matter. That said…

So fucking hot too spicy.

So Samwell walks up on Wee Bear Lyanna talking to Cousin Jorah Mormont…

Li’l Lyanna still tha boss.

AND THEN YOOOO SAM GAVE OVER HEARTSBANE

Back in the wine -n- fire chamber…

Canon.

And then, quite suddenly, Podrick Payne… SINGS!

That’s my new headcanon.

(Titled: Cogman’s Revenge.)

YARP! “JENNY OF OLDSTONES”, aka JENNY’S SONG!

Y’ALL. DANIEL. PORTMAN. CAN. SING!

Yep. The montage was gorgeous. Grey Worm & Missandei… Sansa & Theon…

…Most of ’em. Basically. Goddammit, Bex.

This too is the right outlook.

So we end with DANY & JON in the Winterfell CRYPTS…

(Totally safe.)

NOT NOW, MACE!

…You’re half-banned. #HALF

Because just then—-HORNS!!!

(…………………………………………..toot… toot……… toooooooooooooooooooooooot…..)

DING DONG, THE DEAD ARE HERE!

LOL

THE IRON PRICE.

Next ep:

HARLey

“The most heroic thing we can do now is look the truth in the face.”

I have no idea what that euphemism is, but I am highly entertained by the mental picture.

Undead Starks and Direwolves.

Luckily Shireen v. 2 will be there to protect everyone.

More like:

Kens are trouble.

Innnnteresting.

LIES AND SLANDER!

They won’t take Brienne AND Jaime from us, right guys?

…Guys?

I think fighting the dead will encompass all of next ep, and then we get the aftermath of that in episode 4.

Oh, and this will happen:

And probably this:

So. Thoughts?

That’s not what Gendry said ayyy

Well done, yes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Amen.

Alas, he is gone. To wit:

“They can all die” said in the most hopeful, cheerful way! Weirdly appropriate.

I DON’T USUALLY AGREE WITH BUZZFEED BUT WHEN I DO ITS REGARDING BRIENNE OF FUCKING TARTH

Edd lowkey the victim of the episode’s sickest burn.

Oh look! Why, it’s another interesting thread!

My take:

I met Maisie when she was like 12. Truth talk here: This was a lit-tle hard for me to watch. For me, she’s more than an actress on a show. She’s kind of a distant friend – one I knew when she was a kid, and now she’s all grown up, has her life, yadda yadda.

I mean, it’s not exactly J. Geils Band “Centerfold” levels of awkward. It’s actually quite different. And this could honestly be an age difference thing, because you may not get it if you don’t have teen or adult sons or daughters. Imagine like… one of your son’s or daughter’s friends stripping down and preparing for some sexytime shenanigans. In your living room. You don’t really want to watch that. And if you do…

I mean…

Okay.

I ain’t judging you if you want to watch friends fuck.

But don’t judge other people for not wanting to. Don’t assume you know why people are squicking at a particular scene. Respect peoples’ triggers and allow them to bow out of something without judging them.

So then let’s also add this for context, so we don’t get shit twisted:

Well said. Don’t judge.

Lastly:

Our girl Nat.

So the next day…

Same, fam.

As a fellow CRITTER, I can say with near-absolute certainty… probably not.

That said, both Dave and Dan were D&D Dungeon Masters during their youthful years. Maybe one enjoys CR?

There we go. Most succinct!

Also:

NO SHE IS NOT.

I could never be an actor.

Lastly:

Pod, you fookin’ legend.

Seeya for the DEATH EPISODE in FOUR DAYS, nerds!

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