Wednesday, May 22, 2019

The Final Tweetdown – Part 1

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THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE AND THEREFORE THE LAST TWITTER POST! (Part 1)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Part 1 of aaaaaa)

@Axechucker and @WatchersOTWall! If you don’t get it by now, you never will.

….Go!

Indeed. But before we can go into this ep, people were still talkin’ shit ’bout LAST week…

Weird AND harsh.

People also talkin’ ’bout Ye Olde Days…

All truth.

There were a number of tweeted acknowledgements from more than a few people affiliated with the show:

PILOU.

lol yep.

So preparations for the finale were made, and the fandom was showing OUT…

Bonus: Check our gal Vanessa’s sweet new Emilia-inspired tattoo:

Some hopes, fears, and predictions were made:

Jessica Chastain was MORE THAN A LITTLE DEMANDING with regard to her predictions:

Someone’s been reading internet spoilers and regrets it!

lol

The minutes were tickin’ down… and yo, people were SWEATING…

Tough tittays!

With no delay… it began!

NO TA-TAS TODAY!

Previously on Gee Oh Tea…

That is all.

So let’s hit that sweet GAME of THRONES INTRO one last frickin’ time!

THE FINAL TWERKDOWN!

It kind of was? Maybe not at first glance. Time to get those spectacles, pastor!

Lena probably all, “Easiest mil I ever made, really.”

We opened… on Tyrion Lannister!

He drinks, knows things, and routinely meanders through post-apocalyptic devastation.

sygx

Everything was wasted, but no one was tasted.

Djawadi wins even when he doesn’t Djawadi.

Jon and Davos walked behind Tyrion, clearly enjoying this tour as much as he…

Right? The first thing I thought was “George would fucking LOVE this part.”

Tyrion headed toward the Red Keep, whilst Jon and Davos encountered Grey Worm…. who is NOT playing around.

“Kill all who follow Cersei Lannister.”

Mayhaps not! Because Jon left.

Grey Worm executed. SLICE!

Meanwhile, Tyrion entered the Red Keep, which was surprisingly not 100% demolished.

He then went down below…

My day job as a Dungeon Master also demanded this question be answered! Does Tyrion walk around with a 2 lb. tinder box? What’s his STR score? Does this encumber him??

A golden hand.

You and me both.

I’m not supposed to #BAN you any more for horrific puns… but… the pain…

Ah, sod it.

#BANNED, WYN!!! #BANNED FOR LIFE HAHAHAHA LAST TWITTER POST WHAT NOW

‘CAUSE THEY’RE STARS, BABY!

Outside, Arya was back afoot…

Maybe she ate it? We saw Jon approaching the great stair…

Grey Worm waited at the top… and Daenerys Targaryen, First of Her Name, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea (titles, titles) arrived on Drogon.

Bless you.

But yes! Dany had arrived… and for a moment she was a WINGED DRAGON.

So Dany gives a speech given to the Dothraki…

Dany then gave a speech in Valyrian to Grey Worm (the new Master of War) and her Unsullied!

“WILL YOU BREAK THE WHEEL WITH ME?”

Tyrion, Hand of the Queen, then approached Danaerys…

“I freed my brother, and you slaughtered a city.”

And then TYRION just up and QUIT.

Clink.

“Take him.”

And he’s taken away.

So then Jon finally encountered Arya…

Jon soon entered Tyrion’s makeshift cell…

“Oblivion is the best I could hope for.”

By the sound of it, he was hoping to!

“Love is the death of duty.”

“Sometimes, duty is the death of love.”

“And your sisters. Do you see them bending the knee?”

Jon left Tyrion.

The Targist Formerly Known as Jon Snow soon encountered Drogon, sleeping beneath the ash (and snow?)…

Our PoV shifted, and we were suddenly with Dany as she expectantly walked toward the throne.

I agree. Clarke has been brilliant this entire season.

WE NEEDED TEN EPISODES!

…Anyway.

Dany… touched the throne!

(But she never does sit.)

Jon entered.

Calling your shot, eh??

They KISSED…

And… Yeah.

He did that.

Who knows? Because uh.

…. Drogon arrived.

To Be Continued.

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