Um.
Hello?
Anyone still alive out there?
Three of you? I guess that’s enough to do a Twitter post with.
(Plus I have no aversion to using the words of dead people to further my WotW ambitions.)
You know the drill. @Axechucker! @WatchersOTWall! And @You!
Mmmm… GO!
So people were still abuzz over last week’s episode…
Beautiful Death 8:2 pic.twitter.com/CnKcOKbL4q
— Robert Ball (@RobertMBall) April 26, 2019
Theon arrived at Winterfell 4 times.
Once as a hostage
Once as a turncloak
Once as Reek
And once as himself pic.twitter.com/2kFUfKZJv1— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 28, 2019
#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/EtXfdPpXMf
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) April 23, 2019
Bruh.
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 28, 2019
Bless https://t.co/ysHoCV5ie3
— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 27, 2019
The calm before the storm #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/a4BaMYzhur
— picolo (@_gabrielpicolo) April 28, 2019
having dragons is no basis for a system of government. why, if i went round saying i was queen of the 7 kingdoms because some geckos were following me, they'd put me away! #GOT #knightofthesevenkingdoms #GOTs8
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 23, 2019
Always.
So I asked the THRONERS what they felt the best case and worst-case outcomes might b–
When we get angry, do we have raging Throners?
I'll just ban myself.
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 28, 2019
…Ros.
Our tears shall be the lubricant for our Throner.
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 28, 2019
STAHP
That. That pun is the worst case scenario. It's been realized.
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 28, 2019
Yes. Ros was pre-banned.
#BANNED
In no particular order for worst or best:
– Ice Spiders
– Winterfell falls but there’s a dragon underneath and he kills all the white walkers and the NK and his name is Macomber.
– Cold food
– Have to have an awkward convo with Jorah when he doesn’t want to give my sword back.— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 28, 2019
Here’s my best case. A mid battle love confession and then a kiss while they take out some white walkers. Also…neither of them die. #wishfulthinking #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/AydnaKxU88
— Jenny Slife (@JennySlife87) April 28, 2019
Worst case: For Winterfell @BIG_AS_HOUNDS show up
Best case: For us @BIG_AS_HOUNDS show up
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) April 28, 2019
….I would love that, honestly. No apologies.
Worst: Accepting the fact that I will be having a funeral for all of my imaginary friends at work on Monday.
Best: Same…the show should be tragic, that's what draws me to it. No more Ex Machinas.— Cody (@CodyStormPanic) April 28, 2019
Worst case: Dany goes mad and Tyrion cites PMS as her undoing. Theon dies for Jon.
Best case: Jon gives NK a toy train which melts his icy heart and together they sing “Put One Foot in Front of the Other” pic.twitter.com/ttyH2q2hhk
— Petra Halbur (@PLHalbur) April 28, 2019
……….I would kind of love that too.
the starks rising from their graves in the crypts
— ratgaer fartgaryen (@motelsonthemoon) April 27, 2019
This popped up, all random:
nobody:
benjen stark: pic.twitter.com/68zHKhjkJv
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 28, 2019
I can’t with some of y’all.
So of course people prep for the episode in… various ways…
Tiny last bit of pure joy to all y'all before the absolute heart racing ripping apart blues #TeamLiving #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/8AgMKBNJ4L
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 29, 2019
Just your standard Game of Thrones vigil @WRBolen @BarrettDudley @ClamsAndCockles pic.twitter.com/aTabzo1PD8
— Kevin McCarthy (@mccartk2) April 29, 2019
Getting ready for next episode of Game of Thrones #got like… pic.twitter.com/VtONAMrKmM
— Amanda Rutter (@ALRutter) April 27, 2019
The Night King having Viserion is bad enough, at least there's no dinos? And mammoths. And giants. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/xlbFBq5PCu
— Katreesi (@KatriceTLeach) April 29, 2019
Ok. I’m several drinks in and mentally prepared for the losses to come. I’m still going to cry like a baby though… #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Ge2ihS4JGZ
— Vanessa Cole (@vkcoleartist) April 29, 2019
I made some bingo sheets for the characters that might die in episode 3. #GameofThrones #Bingo pic.twitter.com/FxGmnug1ib
— Johan Sporre (@Sporrej) April 27, 2019
Guys. I've been on Twitter a lot today, and I'm starting to worry that maybe the crypts aren't really going to be safe.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 28, 2019
Ridiculous. Fearmongering!
Apart from all the people who are going to die, you know what else is toast? Winterfell. Here's to my favourite location in the books and on the show. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/hUPFAkEbTg
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) April 29, 2019
I'm that one guy who is still emotionally invested enough in #AvengersEndgame to truly take in #GameofThrones tonight. I need to really unwind over these next, precious few hours. I don't know what to do.
— David Rosenblatt (@SirSquinty) April 28, 2019
Also my husband bought 4 packs of #GameofThrones Oreos: one per episode. He's either greatly overestimating my Oreo capacity or he expects me to use them to wipe away my tears. Either way I'm coming out of this probably covered in crumbs.
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 28, 2019
And now our watch begins.#GOTS8E3
Going offline for real now. I will see you on the other side, maybe sober. pic.twitter.com/M15uKcg2kr
— Jennifer Wolfe (@Beshter) April 29, 2019
When is it OK to start drinking? Is 4 hours too early? #BattleOfWinterfell
— Motels on Mars (@motelsonmars) April 28, 2019
WHY NO.
I keep refreshing my vodka drink with more vodka. That's how youre supposed to do it right? #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
WHY YES!
Cheers to watching everybody die #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 29, 2019
If tweets had audio, my live tweeting of tonight's episode of #gameofthrones would just be the sound of me sobbing.
— Lauren (@pinklem73) April 28, 2019
NERVOUS
— NOT TODAY (@CLeg19) April 29, 2019
Please, gods.. no Ice Spiders…
Meera is outta here.
— The North Remembers
❄
(@beyond_wall) April 29, 2019
[80 minutes later]…
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
PLEASE DO
NOT @ US
IN THIS
DIFFICULT
TIME
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️— ICE SPIDERS (@BIG_AS_HOUNDS) April 29, 2019
Sorry, bro.
Any last minute … hopes? Random fantasies? Crack ships?
The true song of ice and fire, is the enemies to lovers relationship of Jon Snow and the Night King. #GameofThrones
— the prince of winterfell (@motelsonthemoon) April 29, 2019
Me @ people who keep saying that "Brienne's arc is complete": pic.twitter.com/L6j3lxIgEl
— Sadie of Tarth (@waxedpaperdoor) April 29, 2019
Listen, I'm just here for DRAGERN BATTLEZ okay #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 29, 2019
I mean I’m elated because the episode is going to be SO FREAKING GOOD but the number of faves who will probably die is MESSING WITH ME and I can’t-
— Sansa Snark (@TheSansaSnark) April 29, 2019
Five minutes until our souls get crushed like the snow beneath a wighted horse hoof. #GoT pic.twitter.com/ZRyKCWMRxg
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) April 29, 2019
I don't live-tweet #GameOfThrones, but I'll be back afterwards to freak out/grieve about the #BattleOfWinterfell / Helm's Deep 2.0 along with you. Until then… pic.twitter.com/EhOoWRVNBO
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw) April 28, 2019
IT BEGA–
Theon GREYJOY IS A PURE BEAN AND I LOVE HIM AND IF YOU HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST HIM U NEED TO NOT K BYE
— GIVE ALFIE ALLEN AN EMMY (@princesszelduhh) April 28, 2019
–N. ohmyGODwoman
IM FREAKING OUT
— GIVE ALFIE ALLEN AN EMMY (@princesszelduhh) April 29, 2019
I AM NOT READY
— GIVE ALFIE ALLEN AN EMMY (@princesszelduhh) April 29, 2019
I CAN TELL
Hold on to your butts…
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 29, 2019
Look, if Tyrion dies before we find out the rest of the brothel/honeycomb/jackass joke, we riot. Mmkay?
— Alexandra Ellis ⚾ (@AlexandraInTX) April 29, 2019
Oh God.
Let's go.
Oh God.#GoTS8
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
Graphic Violence. Lmao yeah no shit. #GoT #BattleofWinterfell
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 29, 2019
Dang. I was definitely expecting nudity
— Eli @ crunch recovery (@chewybreadcos) April 29, 2019
Considering winterfell's about to get fuuuucked
— Eli @ crunch recovery (@chewybreadcos) April 29, 2019
ayyy
OKAY HERE WE GO.
I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS. #GameofThrones #BattleOfWinterfell leak (Going off line)
— Laura Stone, y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct (@StoneyboBoney) April 29, 2019
And now the scouring of the Shire #GameofThrones
— Samantha (@SamDianeK) April 29, 2019
NO “PREVIOUSLY ON”…??
Uh oh. Not even a previously on…
They’re fucked. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
WHAT IS THIS WHERE IS THE PRECEDENCE OKAY NOW I’M OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT
#DemThrones When I see people saying their #GameOfThrones anxiety level for tonight is at a 10, but I wanna be extra: pic.twitter.com/uKUlEb9W14
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) April 28, 2019
I'm glad I'll be watching #GameOfThrones tonight with you all. pic.twitter.com/JJVOHDlM4j
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 28, 2019
kim there’s people that are dying in winterfell https://t.co/q9UKt4Tuj9
— osha (@oshawildling) April 29, 2019
The nerve.
The opening credits roll!
*Prolonged screaming.*
Opening credits. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
Is it me or does the Hearth tree at Winterfrll look angry in the opening credits
— Pastor X (@bastique) April 29, 2019
CARICE VAN HOUTEN IN THE CREDITS! MELISANDRE LIVES! #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 29, 2019
How many of these names in the opening credits won't be there next week?
#GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 29, 2019
Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 29, 2019
*To the Theme Song* FuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 29, 2019
the little tiles of ice turning over down from the wall to winterfell make me want to have a panic attack #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
And the Blue Tiles have reached Winterfell #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
“Directed by Miguel Sapochik “ WELP. #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/SsjNz52maz
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) April 29, 2019
Miguel’s like the Stranger, just showing up uninvited and heralding Bad Shit.
WE OPEN…
Do you think every screenplay starts with "FADE IN: DARKNESS" and they just never changed it? I can't see a damn thing. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 29, 2019
That’s going to be a familiar refrain.
Sam’s shaking hands are basically me rn. #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 29, 2019
I’m not shaking, you’re shaking #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 29, 2019
Samwell is Jon's true Nissa Nissa.
— House of Black&White (@vahlamorgulis) April 29, 2019
I wish I had a fitbit. I bet I could trick it into thinking I was jogging right now.
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 29, 2019
“Get ‘em down to the crypts!”
Everyone at Winterfell is SO STRESSED and it is STRESSING ME OUT#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
Hearing Lady Lyanna Mormont shouting orders in her boss-ass Northern accent is giving me life though #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
Oh god, I'm scared. And the music is stabbing me in the heart like dragonglass. #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #BattleOfWinterfell
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 29, 2019
Ramin setting the TONE with this music right now
I swear to Rhllor I have GOOSEBUMPS #gameofthrones #GoTS8— Ghost? (@TheLadyShelly) April 29, 2019
THAT MUSIC WAS EERIE
And that unbroken single camera shot was great.
Nails gone. Eating fingers. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
I AM SO NEEVOUS #gameofthrones
— it’s fake shireen, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 29, 2019
The fandom in a nutshell.
We quickly zoom to the parapets, with Sansa and Arya, and Jon & Dany perform a cool dragon flyover…
Nobody in The North wears gloves or hats, not even in the face of death.
The North is Maine: Confirmed.#GoT— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
It still puzzles me that literally no one has made a big deal out of Jon riding a dragon lol #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 29, 2019
Hey Winterfell’s fucked
And this is crazy
I don’t want to be king
So call me maybe?#GoT— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) April 29, 2019
Unsullied are ready! Dothraki are ready!!
(Or so we think.)
#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Kxj4MspeI4
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
Always.
The Dothraki & The Unsullied – basically the Ying/Yang of army types #GoTS8
— Dan Delgado (@Varsuuk) April 29, 2019
The silence. The anticipation. The waiting. This is the worst part. #GameOfThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 29, 2019
This quiet is killing me. I'm panicking. Please protect all my sweet babies. #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 29, 2019
oh god oh god oh god oh god i hate everything and i am not going to be ok #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
It’s so quiet why is no one talking? It’s making me more nervous #got
— stinkerbell (@7373tinkerbell) April 29, 2019
STOP BEING SO QUIET. SOMEONE TALK. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
ON THE FRONT LINES…
They really did put the brown folk on the frontline to protect people who were giving them stink eye ever since they arrived. pic.twitter.com/K3Jbwf8B3K
— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 29, 2019
Brienne out there in front like the Boss she is. Nice of her to let Jaime be by her side. #GoT
— Sara Warf (@SaraBWarf) April 29, 2019
Sandor pushing to the front like a bro <3 #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
Sandor and Gendry rolling up late like they were hotboxing in Gendry’s old beater and forgot it was time for the battle to start #GoT #BattleForWinterfell
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 29, 2019
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 29, 2019
I did lol.
oh my god, sam went to the front. fuck. #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
"Oh, for fuck's sake." I love Edd. #GameOfThrones #BattleOfWinterfell
— Tara (@_Taradiddle_) April 29, 2019
'Oh for fuck's sake,' I love that those were the first proper words of the episode, and that they were Edd's #PrayForEdd #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
I don’t know what to tweet. #GameOfThrones8 #BattleOfWinterfell
— Theon Greyjoy π¦ (@IronbornTheon) April 29, 2019
Same, fam.
This is so goddamn stressful. #GameofThrones #ThronesYall @GameOfThrones
— Akash Gay Saran (@AkashSmarts) April 29, 2019
Someone fart. Please? #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
The Wight walks out and demands parley, then just screeches for ten minutes straight. #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
I would watch that show.
Hey, look! There’s GHOST!!!
YESSSSSS YESSSSS MOTHERFUCKER YESSSS IT'S GHOOOOOST YEESSSSSSSSS #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 29, 2019
All I know is ghost better survive! #GameOfThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 29, 2019
Has season 8 Ghost shrunk to the size of Lassie? Details at 11…. #gots8
— iontrone (@iontrone) April 27, 2019
I REPEAT! WHO PUT GHOST ON THE SUICIDE TEAM??????? #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 29, 2019
Poor boi. Desperate for screen time.
“I’ll…. dammit, I’ll do it,” Ghost barked forlornly.
A good boi.
GHOST MY BABY BOY PLEASE BE SAFE #gameofthrones #GoTS8
— Ghost? (@TheLadyShelly) April 29, 2019
100% sure Ghost is gonna die now #GameofThrones
— Thiago Waldhelm (@thiagowaldhelm) April 29, 2019
NOW YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUF, THIAGO
Jinxing Ghost…
And… oh, Jorah was there too. Okay. Go, Jorah.
(You’re not as cool as Ghost though.)
GHOST IS RUNNING NEXT TO JORAH I CAN'T PLEASE PROTECT GHOST I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE #GameofThrones #GotS8
— GOT S8: The Rise of Mace Tyrell (@duckandcover) April 29, 2019
Ghost has been promoted to General! #GameOfThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 29, 2019
Proper.
Yo you thought Lyanna Mormont was fucking around when she said she was going out on the battlefield. No. NO. She there. #GameofThrones
— Starkalypse (@starkalypse) April 29, 2019
And guess who then decides to show her red ass..
Is that Mel? It is! It is! #gameofthrones #got #thelongnight
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) April 29, 2019
Ahhhh. Wondered when she’d show. #GoT Mel: pic.twitter.com/gghqNJ86I1
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
Melisandre is that bitch #gameofthrones
— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) April 29, 2019
MELISANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!ONE!!!#GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
Mel is literally the only person dressed for this fucking weather. And shes gonna die. #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
"Tell them to lift their swords"#Melisandre#GameofThrones #BattleOfWinterfell #TheLongNight #ForTheThrone #GoTS8 #GOTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/7eMCJzDMXi
— Daenerys Targaryen (@danygonebad) April 29, 2019
Light it up, Mel!! Yassssss #GameOfThrones
— π¦ Eurekaπ¦ (@shenaniganlife) April 29, 2019
Well. That's no Fiery Hand but close enough. #GameofThrones
— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 29, 2019
FIRE. POWER.
LIGHT IT THE FUCK UP MEL #GameofThrones
— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 29, 2019
MELISANDRE'S BACK AND SHE GOT SOME NEW TRICKS Y'ALL #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
Everyone gets a flaming tounge!!! #GameOfThrones
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 29, 2019
Khal Swiv with the OLDSCHOOL D&D reference.
Swords of fire. I have goosebumps everywhere. #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 29, 2019
Nat 20 on spell cast #GameOfThrones
— Jo Ludwigsen (@TotalAverageJo) April 29, 2019
DOTHRAKI HORDE WITH FLAMING ARAKHS, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
Omfg YES MEL!!! FLAMING SWORDS FOR EVERYONE #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/SXmg4dsLrG
— Arya Have My Babies (@BastardGendry) April 29, 2019
There are no words in Dothraki for HOLY FUCKING HELLFIRE OF THE GODS!! #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #BattleOfWinterfell
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 29, 2019
Although horses love fire so this seems like a great plan #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
DOTHRAKI HORSES FEAR ONLY THE POISON SEA.
Melisandre like "I TOLD you Fire Blade wasn't a wasted spell slot…"
— 5mash (@5mashed) April 29, 2019
I have to say, flaming arahks look so much cooler than flaming swords. Thanks, Mel!
— Λ’α΅α΅α΅ekaterina (@yourethestorm) April 29, 2019
Melisandre better transfer that necklace of power to Sansa before she dies #YoungerMoreBeautifulQueen #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Ghost? (@TheLadyShelly) April 29, 2019
Holy shit! Melisandre brought the fire swords.
Beric in the background: I DID IT FIRST! #GameOfThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 29, 2019
There’s always that one guy, am I right?
“Valar Morghulis” – Melisandre #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/i9NZdop6Jg
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 29, 2019
“Valar Dohaeris.”
I do not like it when Grey Worm has a "OK WTF" look on his face. I do not life it AT ALL. #GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
“I’ll be dead before the Dawn” – Melisandre #GameOfThrones #GoTAtlantic pic.twitter.com/SJZ50iB3ng
— The Night King (@WightsKing) April 29, 2019
I guess that’s… reassuring?
Davos not happy, either way.
So uh.
I guess… CHARGE!!!
Weren't they supposed to wait for the Night King? This is a BotB screw up already. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 29, 2019
I mean, give Dothraki fire swords, they’re gonna want to charge something.
Yes. I’m blaming Melisandre for this one.
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
This just turned into a Motorhead concert and I am feeling it. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
Damnit this battle plan is bonkers. No sense. Soften the ranks with dragon fire. Attack together. Should have used the cavalry to flank. More ppl behind the damn walls Jwgsyehdhdiehwhe
— Eli @ crunch recovery (@chewybreadcos) April 29, 2019
Ghost charging too!!!
And trebuchets firing at will!
Back in the day when trebuchet wasn't just a font #GameofThrones
— Arya Have My Babies (@BastardGendry) April 29, 2019
TREBUCHETS, YES MY BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
this is going, i think, less well than the ride of the rohirrim. #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
Love the shot of the Dothraki charging into darkness to take on their foe..don't like this plan… #GoT #TheLongNight
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) April 29, 2019
It was an admittedly poor plan.
Who was the military genius that decided to send there only horses into the dark to there death to start the battle?#GOTS8E3
— Sullied Knight of the Long Night (@Blackfyre) April 29, 2019
Is this a feint? It'd be clever #GameofThrones
— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 29, 2019
Ron Howard: It was not a feint.
And then… uhh….
…Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
And they all ride off to death #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
It's like they slipped into a blackhole omfg. THAT SILENCE. #GameofThrones
— Arya Have My Babies (@BastardGendry) April 29, 2019
HAUNTING!!!!!!
— Sarah B (@saugep_sarah) April 29, 2019
And the Dothraki have just been extinguished. #GameOfThrones #GoTs8
— Lauren (@pinklem73) April 29, 2019
That horse is the last survivor. #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
Soooo now we have 800 undead Screamers. Greeeat. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
What a nightmare. Dothraki wights.fuck that! #gameofthrones #got #thelongnight
— KellieisComing (@KellieIllichman) April 29, 2019
AM I GOING TO SEE A UNDEAD JORAH #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
Thank the Seven, no, Jorah’s comin’ back!
(Dude had that NOPE NOPE look.)
But but but Ghost!!! #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 29, 2019
Jesus, I'm still absolutely shook by the light of the Dothraki just disappearing#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
HBO: biggest battle, blah blah…filmed 57 nights blah…
US: … #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/QyxHqzGbNL— π¦ Eurekaπ¦ (@shenaniganlife) April 29, 2019
Where’s the lie?
THE NIGHT KING IS SENTIENT WHY HAVENT WE TRIED DIPLOMACY????
— Ivan and Red (@boarsgoreswords) April 29, 2019
Some men just want to watch the world freeze.
Jon: “The night king is coming.”
Dany: “The dead are already here.”
Not to alarm anyone but we haven’t seen The Night King yet and they’re already struggling RIP #gameofthrones
— Tiana (@jaimelannisters) April 29, 2019
There isn't enough
for this. #GameOfThrones
— Paloma Crankypants (@PaleGirlSquad) April 29, 2019
Waiting for the Dany is final villain takes to multiply
#GameofThrones
— Vanessa Cole (@vkcoleartist) April 29, 2019
lol
And then the dead came forth.
IN ONE GIGANTIC FREAKING WAVE.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK #TsunamiOfDead #GoT #TheLongNight
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) April 29, 2019
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING BAD, Y’ALL. #GameofThrones
— Shelly Ren (@shellyren79) April 29, 2019
That ain’t a wight wall. That’s a wight TIDE. #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 29, 2019
IT WAS A LITERAL TIDAL WAVE OF DEAD.
The zombie apocalypse is a lot less fun when you don’t have guns. #GameofThrones
— the prince of winterfell (@motelsonthemoon) April 29, 2019
I can’t I can’t o can’t #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
WHERE
IS
— FPM (@FatPinkMast) April 29, 2019
Damn this is like watching the Globetrotters against the Washington Generals #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 29, 2019
Can we stop? I mean can we just watch Archer reruns or something? Please? #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
“Seriously, Lana. Call Kenny Loggins.”
Meanwhile, DANY & JON START DOIN’ WORK Y’ALL.
JON AND DANY WITH THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!#GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
Aaaaand I just burst into tears at the sight of Jon and Dany riding into battle on dragons. Yessss Targaryens, come through! #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 29, 2019
Dragons really need a cockpit. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
The White Walkers counter with: WALL OF FREEZING MIST! (Level 8 Necromantic spell)
great now it’s pitch dark AND foggy
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
MIGUEL I CANNOT SEE A GODDAMN THING ALREADY #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
But at least it’s too dark to see how bad the CGI is
— steph (@Stephamaybe) April 29, 2019
Arya and Sansa are still on the parapets together. But not for long…
STICK 'EM WITH THE POINTY END!!! #SisterlyAdvice #GameOfThrones
— AryaNightKingKillerAndSexKittenStark (@iMissMollyIvins) April 29, 2019
"Stick 'em with the pointy end" I'm crying even tho Sansa isn't in on the joke and is just like, "Thanks, bitch, no need to be sarcastic before we all die." #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
Sansa’s: I don’t know how to use it…
Arya: you gon learn today #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ncnnzG45ni— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 29, 2019
Outside the walls…
Shit was still going poorly for the home team.
My internal monologue was just one long panicked scream: WERE WE MISLED INTO THINKING THE NORTH CAN WIN AT ALL IS EVERYONE GONNA DIE??
IT'S LIKE ANTS
BUT MURDERY
MURDER ANTS#GoT
— Sara Warf (@SaraBWarf) April 29, 2019
MURDER ANTS.
Fuck. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
Fuck fuck. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
FUCK. #GoT
— S (@SRoit) April 29, 2019
Basically.
So I saw Sam get smashed.
I think.
Hard to tell.
I'm sure this battle would be amazing, if I could see a goddamn thing. #GameofThrones
— Certified Ghoul Wrangler (@WhiskeyWin) April 29, 2019
So dark. Sooooo dark. Sooooo dark! Who? What? Which ones? Sooo dark! #GoTS8
— jilly (@_jilly) April 29, 2019
[Monty Python intermission music plays while I try to figure out of incan increase the brightness on my TV. Reader, of I can, I cannot figure out how. Brienne may have just died?] #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
But then… Sam is saved!
OH. THANKS ED!#GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
OH FUCK. EDD.#GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
DOLOROUS EDD – THE FIRST TO GO WITH A DOLOROUS BLOW!
OH NOT EDD YOU BASTARDS #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
NO OH NOOOOO SWEET EDD
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
NOOOOOOOO NOT EDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW IT WOULD BE BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Spider Jerusalem's Flithy Assistant (@undercover_emi) April 29, 2019
EDDSDDSDDDSDD #gameofthrones
— it’s fake shireen, bitch (@harlotstarlet1) April 29, 2019
Edd gone. That's one. #DemThrones
— They Call me Cam (@cam_diesel) April 29, 2019
NO, EDD. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST MAN STANDING, AND COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! #GameofThrones
— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 29, 2019
THIS EPISODE HAS FUCKING GONE ROGUE THAT DEATH WAS NOT IN THE SPOILERS ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
— SANDOR CLEGANE WARRIOR (@bernthaI) April 29, 2019
Edd… 999th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch… and final one? #TheLongNight #GOT8
— Samwell Tarly (@theSamwellTarly) April 29, 2019
"My old septon used to say that books are dead men talking. Dead men should keep quiet, is what I say. No one wants to hear a dead man’s yabber." #GameofThrones #GoTS8 pic.twitter.com/eYZP0XTARK
— Ghost? (@TheLadyShelly) April 29, 2019
And now his watch is ended ….#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/UhEiEaVOpa
— Al Swearengen (@RealPeterman) April 29, 2019
Show Edd lived a helluva lot longer than book Edd tho so there’s that #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 29, 2019
Actually, homie is still kickin’ in the books!
(Granted, George hasn’t gotten nearly this far in the books, sooo…. who knows?)
(In my headcanon Eddison Tollett will remain the 999th Lord Commander until he dies peacefully in his sleep at the fine age of 999 years old.)
WE JUST GOT A NEW LORD COMMANDER, BOYZ!
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 29, 2019
ALF
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFUL FOR SKY ATLANTIC HAVING AN AD BREAK. #GameOfThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 29, 2019
WELL WE GOT NO AD BREAKS HERE, WE HAD 80 MINUTES OF CONSTANT TERROR AND MAYHEM, KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH THAT NOISE MADAME
Meanwhile, let’s go to Sansa in the cryp–
Oh good it's the crypts. Those safe, safe, safe, safe crypts. Mmmm…nothing says safe like a lovely crypt. Safe crypt. Srypt #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
Geoffery. I’m trying to write a Twitter post here.
Day 42 in the Big Brother Crypt…
— Alt_Qthulhu (@Alt_Qthulhu) April 29, 2019
Fuck the crypts. Back outside, Jon and Dany almost have a mid-air collision…
Dragons need cockpits and headlights. #GameofThrones
— Not Bri. Just me. (@BeautyBrienne) April 29, 2019
I'm not laughing at a dragon collision, I'm laughing REALLY HARD at a dragon collision and feeling kinda bad about it. #GoT
— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
THIS IS WAY MORE STRESSFUL THAN HELMSDEEP #GameofThrones
— Becca (the 2019 Version) (@becca_diane11) April 29, 2019
PROTECT THE RETREAT HE SAID I CRY
— GIVE ALFIE ALLEN AN EMMY (@princesszelduhh) April 29, 2019
Grey Worm protects the retreat!
This is like a horror movie. And it just keeps getting worse. #GameOfThrones
— Ros of the North, Lady Game Over (@GameOverRos) April 29, 2019
I thought the crush of bodies in Battle Of The Bastards was bad. This falling snow and ash is rendering us all effectively as blind as the fighters and it’s causing increasing anxiety. #GameOfThrones
— Mandy Blizzardborn (@LadyMandyisms) April 29, 2019
this is where grey worm dies #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
You’d think! But no!
The night is dark and full of things happening in this episode that aren't quite clear to me #GameOfThrones
— Pastor X (@bastique) April 29, 2019
Jon is busy looking for Night King… but homeboy is nowhere to be found.
i’m pumped for ice-viserion pic.twitter.com/1mrmac4l7b
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
BRING ME MY LARGE ICEY BOI DAMN IT
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
NOT YET HANNAH JESUS
Everyone is retreating except the Unsullied!
you could just see Grey Worm asking himself do I really want to die for these racists like 5 times this episode
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) April 29, 2019
IT WAS TIME TO LIGHT THE TRENCH!!!
pls light the trenches for my anxiety and so i can freaking see
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
…Or… not…
SOMEBODY PLEASE LIGHT THE MUTHAFUCKIN TRENCHES!! #GameOfThrones #GOTS8 #WinterIsHere #BattleOfWinterfell
— Nymeria, Queen of Wolves (@aerynsunx) April 29, 2019
BUT THEN MELISANDRE…
When Mellisandre is walking out to light the trench, like she doesn’t have a care in the world, is anyone else screaming “WALK FASTER!!!!!!” #GameofThrones #TheLongNight
— Casey Tweets Too Much (@caseykassidy) April 29, 2019
Please, take your time walking, Melisandre, WE'VE GOT ALL DAY#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
Melisandre just came out the tunnel like Willis Reed #DemThrones
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 29, 2019
(10 minute ritual cast)
Melisandre!!!! #GoT pic.twitter.com/CYGlJCo9vj
— Jocelyn (@SouthernBelleVA) April 29, 2019
Milisandre!!!
— Khal Swivel (@Bigswivel34) April 29, 2019
meanwhile, sandor DEFINITELY just shit himself #gameofthrones
— julie “chubby but effective“ (@heyjulieann) April 29, 2019
The dead just watching the fire might be the funniest thing I’ve seen. #GoT
— wynnter, the Night King Stan (@WynntersHeart) April 29, 2019
Wight 1: Whoa.
Wight 2: Pretty.
Wight 1: You going in?
Wight 2: lol no.
Wight 1: Bob? You?
Wight Bob: ….I might.
THE PATIENCE OF THE DEAD IS ETERNAL Y’ALL.
Meanwhile, fine, back in the crypts…
Ah good, yes, happy to be back in the crypt, a place where nothing bad could possibly happen#GameOfThrones
— Sarah Walsh (@BigDamnHerosSir) April 29, 2019
Y’all never stop, huh.
No one:
Varys: We're dead and in a crypt LOL#GameofThrones #GoTS8
— Theon is home (@you_there_boy) April 29, 2019
Varys: At least we're already in a crypt.
Me, in my empty room, to no one: it IS convenient.#GoT— Official State Bird of Msaechubaets (@CaseuOiseau) April 29, 2019
Right?
But Tyrion wants to go out!
Tyrion's like, I bet there are some drains I can find to get us out of this pickle #GameofThrones
— Geoffery Crescent (@Lady_Geoffery) April 29, 2019
Tyrion, Least Terrible Husband #GameofThrones
— Luka Nieto Garay (@LukaNieto) April 29, 2019
Weird time for Sansa and Tyrion to re-enact Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but okay #GameofThrones
— Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (@BetseySHamilton) April 29, 2019
I would like to point out that Tyrion wasn’t against marrying Sansa again for the record. #GameofThrones
— Chelsea L. Doyle (@ChelseaDMorning) April 29, 2019
oh this tyrion / sansa scene is so good—“you were the best of them.”
— catch me if you hann (@feellikepdiddy) April 29, 2019
Tyrion being better than Joffrey and Ramsay isn't that much of a compliment. #GoTs8 #GameofThrones
— Too School For Cool (@MadMakNY) April 29, 2019
Sansa talking trash about Danaerys…
Missandei’s got Dany’s back, though.
Give her the facts, Missandei #GameofThrones
— No One (@TheLady_Lane) April 29, 2019
Missandei just read Sansa to FILTH sorry ladies #gameofthrones #GoTS8
— Ghost? (@TheLadyShelly) April 29, 2019
BACK IN THE GODSWOOD…
Let’s check in on Theon & Bran, shall we?
…Next post.
To Be Continued, nerds!
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